Clean Air Reclamators
| Clean Air Reclamators | |
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| Abbreviation: | CAR |
| Group Numbers: | 4 confirmed members |
| Leadership: | Max Von Heller |
| Goals: | Upholding Malton Ordinance Laws (#2234) and cleansing Malton of repeated farting/flatulence offenders |
| Recruitment Policy: | Anyone, but some sense of extreme humor is a requirement. |
| Contact: | Any CAR member |
Filtered Violators List
Those that have already been filtered include:
(Some may be repeat offenders)
Abby Scuitto
Sgt Hump
Devestation
Major Smithy
Skunkboy
Indian Scout
LaPrachio
Ikillurface
Onionsinthebag
Old Dirty Bastard
executer
Tim Koltveit (Blackhawk Nation member and PK'er)
Swan Warchief (Blackhawk Nation member and PK'er)
Mad Muchacho (Blackhawk Nation member and PK'er)
xBloodymessx (Blackhawk Nation Member & PK'er)
Denmark Vessey (Blackhawk Nation member & PK'er)
JSwanson (Blackhawk Nation member & PK'er)
Rob Roy MacGregor (Blackhawk Nation member & PK'er)
Doc Necrotic
cadloas
Vangabot
Stoner24 (pot smoking violation)
Dick Torn
Orzo Nacirema (PK'er of our members)
Dr. Heller (Name stealing and PK'er of our members)
Pants Dance
Doctor Pootwaddle
Skunkbomb
Vagitarian
Cleaning Woman (Not a woman! and multiple offender)
rich bum
Rxrus
Ron Pile
Explosiv3s
Emily Corpse
The Manly Woman
Todar
TheFreshOne
S1lent V1per
Freek M
Assi
Mortus Corpus
Joker Toker
Dzukas
Alexander Turpin
Major Flip (Known PK'er of CAR member Max Von Heller)
SeekeranDestroyer
Fat Fred
Doobydoo
Deadlyintent
Cheezwizz
Baubness
Pillbrain (For revive point killing AND farting!)
NOOB' killer
KennyMcCormick
Andrew Wreaks
Tony Bommarito
Thunderpants
Gussy
dukemeister
Buttnose
Evilpaperclip
liquid feces
Tod Browning
Bobs ATurd
big 'smoke
Capt Crack
Pooo
Couchman
Ken Cussion
Rancid Corpse
fREAKsHOWgIRL
Joeypants
Tattered Butt
Maj Major M Major
Sergeant Browntrousers
DutchOven
Hank Steinbrenner
Members
We may be few, but we will filter!
LEADER:
Max Von Heller (High Commissioner)
MEMBERS:
Edwin Driskill (Officer):
Rosco Hendricks(Dep. comm.): 
George Straightway(Detective): 
Little Fuzzy Bunny(Sergeant): File:Bunny suit9865.jpg
AlliSabbah Sellmoore:
(Executive Inspector: semi-retired)
Ranks
High Commissioner: Highest rank. Four stars, similar to a full general.
Deputy Commissioner: Two or three stars, similar to a major or lieutenant general.
Assistant Chief: Special assistant to deputy commissioner.
Inspector: Either a gold or silver oak leaf, similar to majors and lieutenant colonels, or a gold eagle, similar to a colonel.
Captain: Two gold or silver bars ("Railroad tracks"), who supervises a precinct.
Lieutenant: A single gold bar ("Butter bar"), who supervises two to three sergeants.
Sergeant: A police officer who supervises an entire watch, made of two to three sections, and wears three inverted chevrons.
Detective: An investigatory specialist, usually working in plain clothes. This may be in several classes that correspond to higher supervisory and pay grades.
Officer: Usually a new or new low level member recruit. Wears no rank insignia.
Executive Inspector: Reserved for retired members that operate in a lowered capacity. Usually reserved for semi-retired members.
