User:Salamanca

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A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton. He is currently residing in West Grayside and learning a thing or two on Mall sieges, delivering swift and hideous death (tastelessly lifted off the Ron Burgundy Book of Quotable Quotes) and the sheer delight of WD-40 caked in fetid blood. Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."

He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.

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