User:Salamanca
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A native of Kempsterbank who has taken to wandering the streets of Malton. A member of Malton's elite news crew, The Channel 4 News Team, Salamanca is currently delivering swift and hideous death to zombies everywhere(lifted off the Ron Burgundy Tome of Wisdom) and delighting in the joys of WD-40 - albeit caked in fetid blood. Salamanca, or John Salamanca to friends, believes in the credo: "If there is a need...there will be a John."
He will be happy to service both survivors and zombies in this regard.
