User:Sarkomance

Sarkomance

Sarkomance
No image	Joined: 2008-09-26 20:13:09 Character class: Zombie Favorite equipment: maxinoob minislaps Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Zombie Character group: Kill Me I Noob <3 : ) Character stats: killed 7 times only :'( Journal: "I'm your favorite training dummy, I enjoy getting bashed <3 : )" for Sarkomance

The author wrote: Hiho ! Malton is the worst hell I ever seen, thats why I paid the trip for the most annoying guy I ever met to get finally rid of him : he was called Sarkomance.

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Who was Sarkomance:

Sarkomance at the beginning of his story 
was a real freak
and had to be someone really stupid,
that went in Malton to spread annoying politics
and soon someone blasted his head for world's sake.
But, what the guy who did that didnt know,
was it wouldn't do any good :
even worse! Just after Sarkomance raised
as a sadomaso zombie !
He would harrass you, till you end up killing him
as many times as you could,
before becomeing exhausted.
And because he enjoys getting continuosuly bashed
-especially to the point when he is put ko everytime
he attempts to stand up- he wont let you alone,
till you manage to run and get away from him!
But one day, someone stuck him with a NT syringue,
which did miracles,
not that it could revive him very long,
but the multiple DNA recombinations done by the virus
and the NT injections had unexpected consequences.
While still affected by stupidity,
he nevertheless became less agressive
towards survivors and even he attempts now to help them,
for being redempted for the bad he did in his past life.
Also forgive him if he puts anything in his description,
he's still a bit insane but not dangerous
if you are a non hostile survivor.
This nerd has been spotted numerous times
hitting zombies
and still believes he is a survivor.

disclaimer from the author: this is a fictive story and any similarity between characters depicted is only purely coincidental.