User:Lurchy McGee

Who is He?? Lurchy McGee is a former zombie turned human turned zombie turned human (you get the picture) who has been wandering throughout Malton in search of a human group to join. After a long journey, this vagabond has settled on the Western edge of Malton.

Special notice for all bounty hunters and PKers out there: Although once affiliated with Team Zombie Hardcore (TZH), Lurchy is now a freelancer who assists survivor groups wherever possible. He quit TZH in June 2007 over differing philosophies and direction. He does not condone nor support TZH actions in game.

What He Believes In/The Lurch Manifesto Loyalty to allies Courage in battle Integrity in actions Service to others Hot Chex Mix Cold Beer Turkey O'Toole sandwiches (R.I.P. Bennigan's restaurant chain)

What He Doesn't Believe In Failure to use turn signals/yield right of way Poor spelling/grammar on Urban Dead wiki pages Text rape Mindless dick-swinging contests that result in PKing wars and griefing

How to Contact Lurchy counts among his allies The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes, and Manei Domini. Lurchy is always willing to help out. To contact him, e-mail lurchymcgee@yahoo.com