Order of the Stick

We are, We are, We are, The Order of the Stick, And each and everyone of us, Has stuck it to the rest of us...

FAK-

0)What is your purpose?

 We are the order of the stick.  We are dedicated to bringing the joy of the Holy Stick to all of Malton.  

1)Hey you just revived a pker.

 The order does not judge those who desire life.  (We may revive a those most worthy 1st.)  Besides we have friends with needles.

Revive precedence: A)Order members B)Know revivers, or revive centered groups C)Newbies, and prolifers (DEM, and the like) D)Newbie zombies E)Survivors F)PKers G)People who annoy us H)Rotters

2)Hey you just combat revived?!!?

 Even those who do not desire life are worthy of the stick.

3)But what about death cultists, and zombie spys?

 We remain unconvinced that death cultists, and zed spys are that big of an issue.  An organized group will always be able to spy.  PKing isn't much more effective than tearing down the cades, and clawing.  With the required movement, gathering ammo, waiting for a revive...  It's actually counter productive.  Besides we have friends with needles.

4)Hey you are zerging, or spying!!!

 The order allows one one member per person, and requires all members follow standard anti-zerging policy.  We also ask that you don't share information from non public sources unless said group requests aid.

5)I/We hate you, and are going to kill you.

 Go ahead we've got friends with needles.