User:Jefferson Darcy

Jefferson is No Ma'am's Minute Taker. Marcy married Jefferson. Before that, he was in prison for fraud. He was a CIA agent, code name Bullwinkle. He was fired as he couldn't kill Fidel Castro and he knows Fidel personally. Jeff is also a National Guard lieutenant. At High School, he played the triangle in the band, and he was also a cheerleader. Jefferson's dad was a gigolo, too. He died in a tanning booth. His mom was an exotic dancer. She was eaten in the nude by her snake at the airport.