The Well Hungarians

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No one is quite sure where the hell the Well Hungarians came from, but in a fit of poetic irony they have taken Saint Elisabeth's Church, named for Saint Elisabeth of Hungary, as their personal little niche, and periodically the members spill out to assault the enarby hotels and the Hammond Library, but seldom travel much further afield unless a full-on siege by a larger and more nomadic horde is taking place.

Their numbers are not confirmed, but at any given time their presence seems to encourage boldness in passerby Ferals, and in the spirit of their half-remembered Bohemian lifestyle, they gladly welcome, at their leader Grinnin' Jack's boisterous exclamations, their "zambaah brahzzaz" to take up residence in a twisted undead Bohemia, sharing in the glory of what he is often heard to proclaim as "Ra zaa Bahaam!"

...just what it means is up to debate, but certain theatrical scholars note, phonetically, it sounds awful similar to 'La vie Boheme!" -- at least as far rotted zombie vocal cords can manage...



The Principles of the Well Hungarians


  • "RA ZA BAHAAM!": It's a way of life! Live each day like the dirty ol' Revivification needle might be coming tomorrow, and remember: being undead means the party never has to end!
  • "SPREAD THE LOVE!": A poor, hungry, tired, and harried human is more than just lunch! Spread the love to these poor, uptight souls bith a nice, infected bite -- so they can live in the most excellent freedom of undeath!