User:Zekkuzu
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So, you're in my user page.
You must be:
- A- Looking for something to "steal".
- B- Just curious.
- C- Actually interested in me in some way.
- D- Lazy, and have nothing else to do.
- E- A motherfucking spy in this motherfucking wiki.
- F- A sysop looking for a good reason to ban me.
The Basic Info
Well if you're actually going to waste your time reading this... Be warned, you'll never get back the next minutes you'll spend here! Still reading? Ok, let's begin. I am Thiago Cachapuz, i'm 16 years old and i live in the far south of Brazil (Y'know the country of soccer, big butts, samba and carnaval). I love games, i love my PS3 (You Microsoft bitches can go to hell) and my BB gun. I play Urban Dead every morning, which means i always have plenty of AP when i play. I have chosen the Firefighter class for the most obvious reason "EVAR": Axe Proficiency and the Fire Axe! I am currently spending most of my AP in Lockettside, where i play a small part in helping the locals in this endless fight against the undead. I love to hang out at the Stowell Towers, where, even if my enemies find me, i know HOPE will have to deal with them. As a level 6 character, i plan to avoid danger and to get some XP by beating lone zombies up and doing other XP-gaining stuff.
Things i DLAA (Don't Like At All) in Urban Dead
I love Urban Dead, it has many fun stuff to do, and killing zombies is so cool that i could play russian roulette with 5 bullets, and win in a very epic way. Altough zombies are a necessary element in a zombie-apocalypse (Duh) thing, i hate zombies. I want all zombies to die in a fire. Yes, i know someday i might get killed and become a fag zombie myself, but, remember: REVIVAL EXISTS. I might even have zombie friends, but i will try not to help them while they are undead. Also, even if i don't reach the max level, i am not planning to learn the stupid zombie skills, even if Kevan adds a Super Saiyajin Transformation skill to the Zombie Skills Tree. I also hate pointless PKing. There is the pointless PKing, which would be something like "Let's kill all the other survivors for no good reason!", and then, there is the PKing justice, which would be something like "He screwed things up, let's kill him". ZKing is no good too. The living should work together and the undead too.
Dealing with Strangers
Need help fighting? Some heal? Maybe some reviving? Want a friend? Well, firt things first so:
- To be quite frank, i don't plan to heal or revive you, i have better shit to do. Also, i don't have the required skills to be efficient at this type of stuff yet. Ask someone else.
- I will not respond to flares or emergency broadcasts. After all, there other people out there to help you. Also, i'm not going to risk being ambushed by PKers or zombies.
- Gotta say, if you're looking for pals, buddies or comrades, join a group. I'm not part of a group yet, i just help some of them sometimes (Even if they refuse help!). Nuff' said.
Dealing with Jerks
So, you're my enemy or my rival? Don't like me? You wish i die in a fire? Too bad. As a jerk, you should know that:
- If i catch you alone, in a dark building, you better have some FAKs and a flak jacket, seriously.
- If you're with your friends of your
gay clubgroup trying to catch and kill me, i gotta say: Not gonna happen, i have contacts too and people willing to help me kick your asses. - If you're planning to go on a rampage to find me (Or already are doing this), stop where you are, you will fail miserably and the humiliation will be with you for the rest of your character's pathetic existence.
- If you ever, EVER, want to say "I'm sorry, man", i will be willing to accept you as my ex-enemy.
Dealing with Comrades
It's good to know you're on my side. And, that's pretty much it. You should know that:
- If you need some FAKs, i will loot all the hospitals in my suburb and rush to help you.
- If you need to be revived, i will request your revival to all the survivor groups in your current suburb, if you already haven't (Remember: I can't revive you myself yet...).
- If you are in danger, i will request help from the local groups and i will rush to the scene. Together, we'll kick some ass.
- If you need some hints, i will be happy to offer my knowledge and some links to the best guides in the UD wiki.
This guy must be such a Jerk
Before you think that i'm one of these noobs that go around thinking they are "TEH" GODS, i am not like that. I am a nice guy in the wiki and in the game, but if you piss me off, you bet i will try to kill you and your family while you're sleeping (Just kidding). I am smart, i have some good skills, and with the right strategy i could kick some jerk that is in level 10-20, but i am not Chuck Norris.
Stop! Template time!
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Roleplaying Notice |
| Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off. |
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