Elitist Tophat Society
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| Elitist Tophat Society | |
| Abbreviation: | ETS |
| Group Numbers: | Undisclosed |
| Leadership: | The respectable gentlemen of Malton |
| Goals: | Having a smashing good time |
| Recruitment Policy: | Undisclosed |
| Contact: | Undisclosed |
"What's all this then? Zombies on my estate, you say? Lower class dirty peasants as well? Higgins, fetch my musket.'"'
By God, Man
Step lively chaps, and for God's sake keep your shoes tidy.
Elitist Tophat Society's Purpose
- Look smashing
- Have a smashing good time
- Swoo any handsome women we have the pleasure of meeting
- Challenge you to a fencing match
- Find more ice for my brandy
- Locate large supplies of mustache wax
- Use $100 bills to light cigars
- Have a cane made entirely out of ivory
- Break can made entirely out of ivory in half
- Don't give a good god damn
