Team Mammal Hardcore
RARRR! GABARRRR! GRABAGARRRR! RHHHHARRRRAAANNNNNNABS!
WTF?
You might be wondering what the fuck this is about. It's simpler than you think. You got a Polar Bear and a Hippo. Probably the most vicious animals ever. And they got loose in Malton, and now they are killing anything and everything... even your face. Especially your face. Your face... is toast. And by toast, I mean Hippo Food.
Roster
Polar Bear:
Yeah. He decided to kill and eat an ENTIRE WHALE! What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. That's what you're going to do.
Hippo:
Pretty sure that is a stupid bounty hunter trapped under the massive angry hippo. Get OUT OF THE RIVER! It ain't yours! It's Hippo's! SHWAUUUPPPEEEEEE!
Back Story
One fine day when Polar Bear found refuge at Warehouse 26,66 in which he was eating every zombie that walked though the door, Mark Whalberg shut the doors to the building and went one on one versus Polar Bear to prove his dominance. Mid-fight Hippo showed up similar to Kool-Aid Man style through the goddamn North Wall (Whall) and joined the party. After 265 AP spent, Whalberg made the end all move by taking an epic dump off the roof, killing every zombie in the 3 block radius. Territory claimed! Since that day the powerhouse of Team Mammal Hardcore has been somewhat tamed by the forces of Awesome. So if you have been ripped apart by big fucking animals anytime recently... they could probably smell the 'super suck scent' on you. END.
ACTION SHOTS
PENDING!
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Under The Beyonder's Grace |
| "WHO'S GETTIN FUCKED??!!!"
This Group is Allied with The Church Of The Beyonder. They are true Pimps Of The Land. |
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This Group is HARDCORE
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| This group follows and believes in his Divine Awesomeness.
BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!
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