User:Bhuwannabe
Bhuwannabe
Now a member of The Anti-zombie squad.
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Canadian |
| bhuwannabe is Canadian. |
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Fire Fighter |
| This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe. |
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AXE ASSASSIN |
| This user started off in the civilian class as a Firefighter with a fire axe and radio, and axe-handling training. |
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The President |
| Where did that wookie go? |
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Anti-Trenchcoater |
| This user finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious. |
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Bounty Claims |
| Bhuwannabe has claimed 92 bounties. |
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Body Count |
| Bhuwannabe have identified and/or killed 12 GKers. |
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BHUWANNABE is a Viking |
| They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time) |
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Batman |
| This user is Batman. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-Batman! |
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DOOM |
| Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up. |
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You Get Nothing! |
| You lose! Good day, sir! |
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BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master! |
| This user has mastered Chuck Norris' |
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Mario is Stalin? | 
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| This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself! |
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Dont do it. |
| Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win. |
Allies
I consider all Bounty Hunters my allies, and most of all, everyone in the AZS is my ally (the group has gotten so big it would take a while to list)
STATS
Skills
* Basic Firearms Training (Player gets +25% to hit with all firearms attacks.)
o Pistol Training (An extra +25% to hit with a pistol.)
+ Advanced Pistol Training (An extra +10% to hit.)
o Shotgun Training (An extra +25% to hit with a shotgun.)
+ Advanced Shotgun Training (An extra +10% to hit.)
* Hand-to-Hand Combat (+15% to melee attacks.)
o Knife Combat (An extra +15% when attacking with a knife.)
o Axe Proficiency (An extra +15% when attacking with an axe.)
* Free Running (Can move between adjacent buildings without stepping outside.)
* NecroTech Employment (Player is able to operate DNA Extractors, and can identify NecroTech offices from the street.)
o Lab Experience (Can recognise and operate basic-level NecroTech equipment.)
+ NecroNet Access (Player can access terminals in powered NT buildings, allowing map scans and syringe manufacture.)
* First Aid (Player is able to heal an extra 5HP when using a first-aid kit.)
o Surgery (Player can heal a further 5HP if working in a hospital with power.)
* Diagnosis (The HP values of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.)
* Shopping (Player may choose which stores to loot, when searching a mall.)
o Bargain Hunting (Player is 25% more likely to find something when searching a mall.)
* Body Building (Player has a maximum of 60 Hit Points instead of 50.)
* Tagging (Player's spraycans last longer. XP bonuses are awarded for tagging certain buildings.)
* Construction (Player is able to build barricades, repair machinery and restore ruined buildings.)
* Radio Operation (Player is able to broadcast within the restricted 26.00-28.00 MHz range.)
* Headshot (If the player delivers a killing blow to a zombie, it must spend an extra 5AP to stand up.)
* Scent Fear (Survivors with less than 25HP are shown as 'wounded', less than 13HP are 'dying'. Both are asterisked on the map.)
o Scent Blood (The HP values and infection status of nearby survivors are displayed next to their name.)
o Scent Death (Zombie can sense nearby zombies and corpses, including members of its group, and distinguish revivifying bodies.)
* Digestion (The zombie gains HP equal to its bite damage, when biting a survivor or feeding on a fresh corpse.)
* Vigour Mortis (Zombie gets +10% to hit with all non-weapon attacks.)
o Neck Lurch (Zombie gets an extra +10% to hit with bite attacks.)
o Death Grip (Zombie gets an extra +15% to hit with hand attacks.)
o Rend Flesh (Hand attacks deal an extra 1 damage.)
o Tangling Grasp (If the zombie hits with hands, its further attacks on that victim are at +10% to base attack until it loses its grip.)
o Feeding Drag (Zombie is able to drag dying survivors (those with 12HP or less) out into the street.)
* Memories of Life (Zombie is able to open doors to buildings.)
* Lurching Gait (Zombie can walk as fast as the living.)
o Ankle Grab (Zombie only spends 1AP standing up.)
Class
Civilian (Firefighter)
Level
41
Rank:
Leader!!!
Current:
HP:60
EXP:7
AP:0
Description: A man with tanned skin, and long black hair sitting on his shoulders, hes wearing a Bounty Hunters badge on his chest. He has a shotgun strapped to his back, and a blood stained fire ax in his hands. He has a crazed look in his eye
Wearing: a pair of sunglasses, a bloodstained black bandanna, a blood-smeared crucifix necklace, a bloodstained white T-shirt, a Necro Tech jacket, a pair of dark blue jeans and a pair of black shoes
Contact me by
user talk: user talk:bhuwannabe Email-cameroncannon@Hotmail.com
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News
OH NOES! OH NOES! THIS CANT BE TRUE!
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SNAKE IS DEAD |
| Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake! |
Nov 10
Was tagging zeds only had 2HP left (those god damn pkrs in pole) and got mauled once! (ONCE!) and then died so im in the Cemetary with Eric Besette!
November 2 Got locked outside killing zeds so tomorrow i will need a revive Scratch that! waited an hour and got back inside young husbands arms safely... Maybe Pkd though will be back in like 3 hours so i will have a good 6 AP! Lol i re-read that statement and it looks kinda queer... i think thats why Kevan named it that... Just so i can look like a fag--bhuwannabe 18:34, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
OCT 16 Tremlette is cleared up and i helped restore the cinema (honestly what a fuss that was) but they are currently without a generator and have aprox 2 survivors in the building
Unknown Dates
Found cellphone in mall and a Radio Transmitter... So for AZS they will have another transmitter up and running soon!
Supports
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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Bounty Hunter |
| This User or Group hunts and kills PKers. |
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THE EMPIRE |
| Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army! |
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Anti-Zombie Squad Historic Member |
| Bhuwannabe is the founding member of | |
| The Anti-Zombie Squad | |
| Bounty Collectors |
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PH Extermination |
| This User or Group supports the elimination of PH in the Southern Suburbs of Malton. |
The Cannon Chronicles
I have moved my story to Triond, to try to make some cash while writing this.
Chapters 1-2 can be found here:
Chapter 3-4 can be found here:
Chapter 5
I looked at this man, and thought to myself, 'who does he think he is?' and asked him "And who might you be?" then got ready to grab my pistol, he quickly responded "You... well, you can call me, Necrotizing Fascist, so now you must make a choice, get the f*** out of my building, or be shot in the face multiple times", i smirked, then said "I Take the second option", his face turned bright red, he pumped his shotgun and aimed, i pulled out my pistol and blindly fired in his direction... i heard a scream escape him... i looked... he was bleeding from his right arm... he cried "well isn't that unfortunate"... i was a little confused... he ran at me... i got ready to roll out of the way... rolled too late... got stabbed in the shoulder... he laughed... i looked him in the eye... put my hand on my ax... smirked... and threw the axe into his face... i got him in the right shoulder... i pulled out my knife... he started crying... i got up... and asked myself 'would it be worth killing this man?' the time i took to think about this seemed like hours, days, weeks, months, and years... i picked him up by his collar... he tried to kick me... i said to him "you're nothing but one of the pathetic scientists who got us into this bloody mess, for this, you deserve to die"... he laughed maniacally and said "if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than ever"... i laughed... then stabbed him in the temple... i let go of him... his body slumped to the floor and I noticed something small and rectangular fell out of his pocket, I picked it up, it was a Necrotech ID card!
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NecroTech Technician ID Card |
| Michael Steeds Technician #2145 |
It belong to a man named "Michael Steeds", I thought it must have belonged to the "Necrotizing Fascist", I put it in my pocket because i thought it might have some use to it. I kept on walking looking through the cubicles of the office building. I finally came to the stairs, there was a sign that said "Below -Laboratory 14th Floor. Current Floor - 15th Floor, Offices", So the top floor must be the 15th floor, I looked into the dark abyss, that seemed to be the stairwell. I cautiously took a few steps in to stairwell, I stepped in some foul smelling liquid, I took another few steps... a loud moan came from behind... I quickly turned around to see if it was behind me... I slipped and quickly reached for a railing... i felt the cold steel of the railing on my hand and pulled myself back up... I reached for my pistol... pulled it out as if ready to fire... I was on edge, a bead of sweat rolled down my forehead, I was getting nervous... I took a few more steps down... I looked up and was glad to see a sign above that said "14th Floor - Laboratory". I cautiously approached the glass door into the Laboratory, I opened the door and entered the room. I looked around, there were powered down machines with blue light emanating from them, they looked as if they were brand-new. I walked towards some glass chamber, there was a computer beside it, I turned it on, it asked me to log-in, I typed in Michael Steeds and the ID number that was on his card. The computer showed a message that said "Failed Log-in Attempt, Automatic Shut-down commencing, Please Contact an Administrator" and the screen went black. I heard another moan, it sounded closer this time, I turned around... I saw the silhouette of a man... it let out a moan and started walking towards me... I shot at it's knee... it fell to the ground... I waited a few seconds, it didn't move as if dead... I turned around and walked towards the other end of the room... there was a black screen mounted on the wall... I kept on walking... i heard something sliding... I turned around... it was the zombie that i had knee-capped earlier... it let out a loud groan... I fired four shots from my pistol at it... one hit in the back, another in the arm, the rest had missed and ricochet off the floor... i took a few steps back... I pulled out my ax... i charged at the zombie... i swung at it... chopped off an arm... the zombie quickly rolled over and grabbed my leg with the remaining arm... i quickly chopped at the arm that grabbed me... it started clawing into my leg... i managed to chop off its arm... i went for the head... got it right in the kneck... the head rolled away and the hand lost its grip on me... i limped over to where the head had stopped rolling. I picked up the head... it looked exactly like the "Necrotizing Fascist" i had killed earlier, but i had beheaded him earlier, there's no possible way he could have come back as a zombie, unless all those horror movies i had watched in my younger years were wrong. I started looking for more information, i looked through a desk that was near the glass chamber, it was a plastic binder labelled "Necro-Tech Project #1932" I turned it open and here is what it said...
The Necro-Tech Binder
Table Of Contents
1. The Virus's Effects 2. Testing Notes
The Virus's Effects
The Necro-Tech Virus as we call it has many effects, the effects are as following.
-Full Restoration of the body, even of shattered organs and missing limbs
-Possible Resurrection, being infected by the virus grants near immortality
-Puts the infected into a mindless state, with only one thing in mind, killing and eating humans
-This puts the fact that it can regenerate all wounds into an endless supply of food for the infected
-The growing of extended 'claws' on the infected's hands
-This will make the ultimate super-soldiers as long as we can control the mindless state
Test Notes
I couldn't make anything out of this part of the binder, the papers were all ripped up and the ink was smugged.
Chapter 6
I carefully folded up the notes and put them in my pocket, realising the body of Mike would soon return as a zombie, i looked around the room to see if there were any windows close by i could throw him out of... I found a big single pane window i could probably smash with my ax, i walked towards the decapitated body of Mike and lifted the cold, dead body over my shoulders and walked towards the window, I dropped the body and it hit the floor landing on one of his bare shoulders making a loud "clack!" sound. I reached for my ax, it was strapped across my back with my shotgun as usual, and smashed the window with a loud "clang!" and large chunks of the glass fell to the street and shattered into a million small pieces. I turned around and picked up the body with both arms and threw him out the window onto the cold, hard, pavement, the body hit the floor about twenty seconds later with a sick "crack", which probably meant most bones in the body were broken. I turned around and walked the stairs, it was eerily quiet, the only sound being the click clack from my shoes hitting the concrete floor. I put a hand on my pistol ready to draw and shoot at anything that moved, I started to sweat, I had become very nervous, more nervous than when i first entered a burning building, suddenly memories of my first fire filled my mind...
It had been sometime in December, the snow heavily falling, that night was my first night on the job. It was a quiet night, no fires, no nothing, it had been a pretty good first day so far, then we got a call about a large fire in a local apartment building. I had gone with my unit, three trucks had been dispatched, our entire Fire Department at the time. The excitement of riding full speed down the snowy streets of Malton was like no other, but then I got to the Building, it was in the top levels of the building, chaos was erupting, children screaming for their parents, it was all so, intense. About Seventy-three out of eighty living in the building had been evacuated, i was among the four firefighters sent into the building to go rescue the remaining seven possible trapped in the building, all the firetrucks were now spraying into the fire with almost no effect, as I entered the building i heard screams coming from the staircase, probably echoes from the higher levels, the building was almost a black mask of smoke with occasional flames everywhere. I ran towards the staircase... as I looked up a few pieces of debris fell all the way to the basement, the screams continued... I was now rushing up the stairs, scared of what i would find... i had gotten up the thirteenth floor when the screaming had stopped... i then got a call on my radio saying the building was going to collapse any second, I was on the thirteenth floor with no chance of escape, i thought how ironic, the screams of the trapped had ceased, and now the building was about to collapse on top of me... I had ran as fast as I could down the stairs... i heard loud cracking... then a huge boom... and a huge piece of debris fell maybe ten feet in front of me... it was still burning... I now had no possible way to escape... I considered trying to make the jump to the other side of the stairs going down... i got a running start it... as i hopped the hand rail, i got another call saying "YOU NEED TO GET OUT NOW!", i fell four floors before hitting the concrete of the stairs... I landed hard on my right shoulder... it hurt like hell and within seconds i lost all feeling in my arm... i kept trying to get out... I was starting to run out of oxygen... i heard huge cracks and booms... then i realised the top levels were falling... crushing the lower levels down... it was right above me... without thinking I jumped to the basement, i hit the ground landing on my knees hard and crawled under the lowest part of the staircase before blacking out... I woke up in a hospital with minor burn wounds all over my body, both legs broken, a broken shoulder, and two broken ribs on my right side. They told me they were expecting a full recovery, within four months i was well enough to return to the Station, but they would never let me go inside the buildings again.
...coming back to the current moment i had realised the main reason i had been here, the radio transmitter.
Chapter 7
I had searched the top levels of the building with no luck in finding any type of transmitter. So I had stopped to think about where the Radio Transmitter would be if there really was one in here, there were multiple places. The main offices, basement, and reception areas seemed to be the most likely places. I had already gone through the main offices, and reception was on the first floor. The building was primarily used by Necrotech, but was probably also used by other businesses. There were quite a few stairs to go before I could reach the first floor, as I approached the staircase i took a brief look down, it looked like there were atleast 400 steps. I knew that i couldn't run down 400 stairs, but I could probably run down 150. I was off to a good start, a light jog, watching my step, and taking in the cold air of the concrete stairway. 10 minutes later i was beginning to tire and sweat, my knee's were beginning to hurt from the constant impact of concrete stairs on my feet. 5 minutes later I had decided to slow it down and walk, i only had about 100 steps left, my legs were starting to burn, and i was beginning to smell a horrible stench. As i got closer to the basement the stench got stronger, my eyes were starting to water, and it was getting harder to breath, I continued reminding myself that if I didn't get to this transmitter we could all starve to death, I kept going until the point that I couldn't breath anymore, it was just an overwhelming stench, it was unimaginable how bad this was... i had finally reached the first floor... I took a breif look around the room for something that would help me... there it was... a small fan... it was sitting on an end table in the lobby... i ran for it... and pushed in the power button... i heard the thrum of the fan... and then the next thing to do was open the doors... my vision was becoming blurred... i slowly walked over to the doors... i fell on the door just barely pushing it open... and took in a few deep breaths of air... my vision returned to normal, and i was no longer dizzy. I broke one of the windows in the door so air could flow freely into and out of the building, and the stench could flow out of the building also. Completely forgetting about the radio transmitter I went to investigate the stench... it must have been coming from the basement, i only have 2 sets of stairs to descend until i got to the basement... I should look for a flashlight first though, so i searched through the drawers of the reception desk and found a small metal flashlight and four sets of batteries, I turned on the flashlight and descended the stairs... i flashed the light on the bottom of the stairs... I was extremely shocked by what i had seen... it was a pile of dead bodies... I had suddenly thrown up... it was all over the stairs... I continued to the basement... i was on the floor... i looked at the pile of bodies and just ignored it and continued walking... i was not 10 feet from the pile when i heard fast movement coming towards me... i quickly turned around, pulled out my pistol, and shot right into the face of whatever was behind me... i flashed the light on it and it was a zombie with a bullet hole in the middle of it's face, that was a damn lucky shot... I shined the light on the pile of bodies... it was now smaller... i looked around... i heard low groaning sounds from all around the room... i was almost completely surrounded, the only place i had left to go was towards a desk... i looked at the desk... there was a computer moniter, a cup filled with pens... and what looked like a flare gun... i sprinted towards the table... the zombies let out loud groans and started after me... I got to the table and grabbed the flare gun... i shot towards them... completely missing all the zombies... it hit the pile of bodies ingnited it... i heard many loud groans, it must've been a planned ambush, i wonder how they managed that. I pulled the shotgun out of its place and fired into a zombie... it left a large hole in its chest... i pumped the shotgun and go ready to fire again... the room now stunk of burning flesh instead of whatever the hell that was... i fired again as the zombie i previously shot slumped to the floor and ceased to move... the shot took ones left arm off and got the one adjacent to it in on the left side of the chest... the one with the chest wound slumped to the ground... theres was now only one zombie left standing, it only had one arm left... i pumped the shotgun and got ready to fire... all i heard was a 'click'... i dropped the shotgun and reached for my pistol... i fumbled with the pistol and dropped it... it missed fired and hit a wall... i reached for my only remaining weapon, my ax... i charged at the zombie... i quickly lifted the ax over my head and swung down with devastating force... it went right into the brain of the zombie and was stuck... i kicked the zombie in the chest and the ax came free... the last zombie slumped to the floor dead. The transmitter obviously wasn't down here, if it was it probably wouldn't be in working condition, so it had to be in reception somewhere... i walked back up the stairs... before entering the reception room i peered into it... there were about twenty zombies wandering around the room and still more crawling through the hole i left in the glass.
The only thing that went through my head was, how am i going to get out of here alive?
Chapter 8
I had just sat well around the corner from the room filled with zombies, i was counting the hours. So far i had been sitting there for 6 hours, astonished that they hadn't found me yet, I was getting restless, so i reached into my pocket to see how much ammo i had left, I pulled my hand out of the pocket, there were four shotgun shells, their cool, smooth surfaces in my hand. I felt tears coming on, i was scared for my life. It was either i was eaten by these monsters, or i shot myself. I would much rather kill myself than be eaten alive, this was when i had to make a choice. I reached into my other pocket where i kept the bullets for my pistol. There was one bullet left, shiny and cold. I kinda chuckled at the idea of such a small thing killing me, especially when it was being shot off by me. I put the bullet into my clip, loaded the pistol, gulped... and as I was about to pull the trigger tears starting pouring out of my eyes and dripped off my face onto my shirt. I took in one final breath... and then out of nowhere... The sound of multiple rifles being shot off, it was coming from the lobby. I looked and it was a small military squad, armed with M16's. The entire room was cleared out, bodies lying everywhere. I heard one of them, probably the squad leader say "We've gotta get those documents out of the building, those are crucial for the cover-up". i thought to myself, what would they have to cover-up? Already a full city is under full quarantine, and has been left for dead. I thought they could possibly help me, no, they would probably assume i was in early stages of infection and would kill me on sight. I looked around for an extra shady area... there it was, just down the hallway. A dark corner. I crawled over to it... and lied down as if dead, now all there to do was wait. About 5 minutes later they walked down the other end of the hallway as if they knew exactly where they were going. I waited until i heard the sound of their boots echoing on the stairs. As soon as i heard the echo of boots on stairs i sprinted for the door, realising that even outside, i was vulnerable to any psychopath and zombie alike. I finally got outside, i didn't care if i ever got to that transmitter anymore, just aslong as i safely got back to the Bellamy Building. I was starting to run out of breath, and eventually had to walk, while i walked i loaded 2 shells into my shotgun and got ready for anything. The Bellamy Building was about 3 blocks away, not too far, about a ten minute walk. It was strangely, quiet. No groans, no maniacal laughing, no nothing. After i walked about 5 minutes, i realised, something had to be up, either the zombies left, or they are gathering, either by instinct, or something is controlling them like puppets. I walked faster... i readied my shotgun... and before i knew it... i was at the Bellamy Building. CHAPTER STILL IN PROGRESS
Authors Notes
Spoiler Alert, i suggest reading the story before reading this.
Ok at the end of chapter two i refer to the external military shutting down all forms of infrastructure in Malton a few days after the Quarantine for more info search External Military in the Wiki.
In chapter 4 I introduced Linkthewindow, a friend of the AZS.
