User:I Cant Feel My Legs

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When in doubt, tug it out!


I Cant Feel My Legs was originally a Dead Bunny... but he joined on the tour way the hell down south and never really fit in.

When the Bunnies got back to Santlerville, they decided to go Survivor... wtf? Whatever... we'll just be mediocre at both, and get killed by everybody. As long as we slaughter our parents.

What a sexy half dead beast


== Turn Ons ==
1. Infectious wounds
2. Female Military Survivors wearing pastel colors
3. Medics (will swing either way)
4. Proficiency with shotguns
5. PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH


I Cant Feel My Legs... but I can feel my third leg, ladies...



== Turn Ons ==
1. Survivors getting lucky with flare guns
2. Being clawed to death by a zed inside a rotter revive
3. Firemen
4. wwwolf
5. M4rduK