User:Rufus Vanzant/Sandbox

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ABS Recruitment

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The Anti-Bull Shitters

The Anti-Bull Shitters is basically a mercenary group who's goal is to convict and/or destroy Zergs, Suspected Zergs, Text Rapists, and Forum Trolls who continue their trolling into Malton. We are looking for experienced players who have had enough with these people and don't care about their standings in the Rogue's Gallery. We have hit our limit on how much bull shit we can take and we are going to do something about it. We are also accepting contracts on hunting, convicting and destroying these scum bags. If you wish to request a contract go to our page for contact info. We are not a BHer group so we won't be hunting or killing PKers unless they attack us first. We are newly formed but have a good amount of knowledge about Urban Dead. We are always learning new things and would like for you to join us in our hunt against scum. Our extermination against the vermin of Malton. No one likes these guys, we want them gone just as much as you. Everyone tries to blame a real faction as the blight on Malton. The Survivors, the PKers, the BHers, the Zombies, yet none of them have hit the real plague yet. The real plague, the real blight are the Bull Shitters and we are here to cure that cancer. If you wish to get in contact with us you can reach us on our talk page. You can always contact us through Rufus's Talk to make sure you get into contact with us. If you have a DSS Satellite Phone you can message Rufus, his number is on his page and his UD profile. You can also visit the forums.

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ABS

Anti-Bull Shitters File:ABS.JPG Abbreviation: ABS Group Numbers: 1 Leadership: Rufus Vanzant Goals: To rid Malton of all the idiots, ass holes, dumb asses, suspected zergs, zergs, and bull shitters Recruitment Policy: Talk to Rufus Contact: Here What ABS is: The ABS are a group of soldiers who have had it with all of the grieving. From Forum Trolls, Text Rapists, Zergers, and Suspected Zergers who just cant be accurately accused. We have given up on the systems to control and destroy these problems. We have decided to pick up our guns and defend ourselves and destroy these problems. These problems plague all of Malton, and we plan to do our damnedest to get rid of them or make their lives hell until they leave. Technically you can call us a mercenary group, but technically mercenaries are soldiers who are paid. Since Malton doesn't have a currency, there can not technically be mercenary groups, although the name is pretty cool. We are more soldiers requested into a suburb to destroy the ones who grief and annoy us. We cannot even be called assassins because assassins are murderers who are paid to kill. What we do is, we kill those annoying unwanted menaces who plague your suburb, and we keep them dead. We won't hunt down PKers or BHers. We will kill the ones who just seem to set your group off: The Forum Troll: you know the type the guy who goes to your forum and posts the worst kinds of things. The Suspected Zerg: The guy who's name seems to be at the bottom of the list when the town zerger's zombie walks through the door when the barricades magically disappear. The Text Rapists: Now this one is a little confusing. They are the ones who will swear, the harsher and sometimes racial words, to a group of your members. Now they aren't doing it like usual text rapists do it but none the less they are dropping words that don't need to be said. The Zerg: this one is basic, the guy with multiple accounts who just seems to love to run a muck of your suburb. Why the ABS came to be: The ABS was formed as a way to thin the herd of the ones who seem to just set us off, make us want to kill them but then our "oh but I don't want to be labeled a PKer" alarm goes off and stops us. Well the ABS have decided to say "fuck it, they deserve to die." They don't respect the hard workers who try to keep Malton safe. They are the ones who get on everyone's nerves, help the zombies or their alts kill legitimate survivors. They are the ones who post pro-racist pictures on forums. They are the ones who just clearly piss you off. We at ABS don't really give a shit about the Rogues Gallery when it comes to ridding the world of the guys who no one wants there in the first place. We have had enough when it comes to the survivors who do nothing productive and have fun and enjoy the grief they cause others. It is time the grievers become the grieved. You may call us PKers or Grievers but we are more complicated than that. Our targets aren't random. Our victims ask us for the death by being a total bull shitter. The guys who just seem to slip through your fingers when it comes to reporting them as zergs. The ones who say racist things to a large group. The ones who grief the hard workers who try and keep a suburb up and running. Decading and letting the Zeds in. Hell even those who try and forge PK reports(yes I have seen it done, terribly mind you, but still attempted). The ones who troll on forums just to start an argument. Hell if you have someone like this in your suburb, not a PKer, contact Rufus(not through the talk page but through the DSS Satellite Phone, or if you don't have one I will remove the request after it has been disgust). If you would like to join the ABS contact Rufus through his talk page, that way he will see the request to join the moment he logs into the wiki. Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 27.59 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Where ever the ABS are at that point Services: Well we can help you many different ways. Depending on what your problem is, we will try our damnedest to solve it. Think of us as Malton's exterminators and you have one hell of an infestation. Well that infestation will be taken care of by us. The Forum Troll: Usually the forum troll is a multi-crime committing scum bag. He will usually try and use your forums for his benefit such as trying to get certain people on DNR lists or Black Listed. They will also usually try and kill your members. This is one of the few times where we will kill a PKer(or attempted PKer). They will also do some form of Text Raping, such as dropping the "N" in your HQ, or spouting some pedo poetry. We will leave your forums to your control where you can just ban this scum bag's ass, but we will handle the killing and possibility of bounty a bounty for you. We will also try and submit proof labeling the guy as a Text Rapist, Ignore Lister and/or PKer. The Zerg: Now zergs always seem to come around and never go away. But what we can do for you is help you hunt him down. Hell we can even make a game out of it. We can help you defend your HQ, like when they are zombies and just seem to be able to get into your HQ with a ton of AP. We can also spray up the revive points and many other buildings warning other survivors not to revive the guy or to kill him on sight. The Suspected Zerg: This guy is a tricky parasite especially when he plays dumb when confronted. What we can do is, of course kill this guy, but we can also try and pin this guy once and for all. He is the one who seems to be working with the town zerg and yet you can't fully prove it. This is more of a surveillance mission until we have proof. Once we have proof he will just be another zerg and we will help you control him. The Text Rapist: The text rapists will probably be the easiest to deal with since he is just a a guy who likes to say racist or sexist comments. He will probably end up, if not already, being a PKer(which is our only other time we will technically BH). We will record each of his comments until we feel it is time to strike. The strike will be fast and swift and no one will want to be friends or in a group with this guy again. He will be on many lists and any kill on this guy will be welcomed amongst the systems who keep record. Means of Contact: The ABS has many means of contact. A lot of our members have a wiki talk page, a DSS sat phone, a forum, and we have a chat room set up for us. We also have a means of contacting each other and we also have a dedicated radio frequency set up so if anyone wishes to call for our help and can not find any of the other ways to contact us we will hear you cry for help over the radio frequency. What you must do is request us, tell us where you are and tell us what your problem is(one of the above 4 problems). If it is not one of the four problems but just a break in and no one to quell it, if we are in the suburb or close enough to the building and there are a reasonable amount of survivors, we will come and help you.