User:Johnny Slickfingers
About Me
Full Name: John Archibald Slickfingers
Age: 31
Race: White choclate
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6'1"
Wieght: I've been workin' out...
Likes:Long walks on the beach, short walks off of piers, surfing, 80's attire, 80's music, hair gel, Bill and Ted, murder, my reflection.
Dislikes: Cops, Lawyers, Prosecutors, Judges, Jury members, Accountants, Witnesses, Detectives, big dogs, Ex-wives.
Previous occupations
Mcdonalds Janitor in Miami, FL
- Fled after police questioning.
Male escort in NYC, NY
- Fled after becoming a suspect in 12 murder cases.
Secretary at Richard Archer Personal Enginnering inc. located in Silent Hll.
- Fired by his manager, Mr.P.Head, for taking his favorite hat.
Bare handed bull fighter somewhere in Texas
- Dissappeared after a month, wanted for questioning.
Chippin Dale dancer in Las Vegas, NV
- Vanished after club burned down.
Massage Therapist in Los Angeles, CALI
- Caught cheating on his wife, found guilty of over 50 murders.
LA corectional facility
- Served one year, given the death penality after killing the prison cook for bad meatloaf.
Executed by firing squad armed with .50 cal machine guns. My body was supposed to be taken to my grandpa,Preston Maximus Alexander Slickfingers, in europe for burial. The plane crashed in Malton, and well, here I am. Get ready for the time of your life(DEATH) dudes!!!!
