User:The Village Mormon

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Good day, my name is Mormonpussy. I have recently taken a pleasure in smashing the Emergency Broadcast System in the Coram building. I will be tracking the "score" as I go. I assign points as is to the CORAM group and myself.

CORAM
Finding me - .5 points
Killing me - 1 point
Creative kill bonus - 1 point
Reviving me (in the CORAM group) - -3 points

Me
Destroying the generator - .5 points
Destroying the radio - .5 points
Killing a member of CORAM - 1 point

How it stands so far

Me - 7
Generators destroyed - 7
Radios destroyed - 7
CORAM members PKed - 0
CORAM - 4
Times finding me - 2
Times killing me - 2
Creativity bonuses - 1
Reviving me - 0

The creativity bonus is awarded from me being killed with anything except a firearm, fire axe, or knife. There are plenty of weapons (including your fist), so get me good!

Random blogging.

23:25, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
I wish to give an honest thank you to whoever it was who made my night last night so interesting. It has been a very long time since I ran into a live one, and goodness knows it is more exciting to actually have someone shooting at you rather than just doing a smash and run. That was fun, so, thank you.

00:33, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Did a smash and grab, updated the points. Now try to find me!

11:54, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Logged in to find I was PK'ed, and I went to check the profile, and saw it was a member of Red Rum. Sadly, no points to CORAM.

20:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
Logged in to find I had been revived, so I ran to Coram and did a quick hit. Tagged the genny and the radio after shouting "Ay yi yi yi yi yi yeeeee!!!!"

02:50, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
The generator was already damaged when I got there. Regardless, I gave it a smash and go.

03:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Wooofff close one tonight. Logged in, smashed, and told Coram that I would not be attacking their stuff on Monday or Tuesday (I may be a griefer, but I don't want to be a troll), and found someone else awake. I swore and ran.

18:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
I have recently been accused of being a zerg with a character "Maupassant". I can assure you that the character is not mine. The only alt I have is in a Necrotech on the other side of the city reviving zombies. I admit that Maupassant is a similar name to Mormonpussy, but ask yourself if I am enough of an idiot to not only zerg, but zerg in a laughably obvious way. The answer is no. I will keep my alt where he is, in a necrotech building, and I will keep Mormonpussy where he is, smashing CORAM stuff. The Village Mormon 18:39, 21 March 2010 (UTC)