Ridleybank Reclamation Army
Not to be confused with the 2009 Ridleybank Reclaimation Army.
Ridleybank Reclamation Army
The RRF, once a symbol of anti-establishmentarian resistance, has become an oppressor, hurting innocent, helpless survivors with their greedy, extortionate rents (an arm and a leg-the savages!), and their low-quality, slipshod, and aggressively inferior barricade plans. They are no longer a resistance, and with their aggressive expansionist imperialism and exploitation of other peoples, are no longer worthy of the Ridleybank title.
The RRA is a badass survivor coalition which protests the unwarranted use of force by the Ridleybank Resistance Front and aims to re-educate and protest the oppressor RRF with our bullet-like pamphlets, shotgunblast-like petitions and axe-shaped protest signs.
We are the ONE TRUE Resistance of Ridleybank. Join us and free Malton from the hypocritically named menace today!
Participants
The Anti-zombie Squad- The leader of the group. Provides affordable, common-sense anti-zombie business solutions Cannonball Crew - Provides the solution to RRF cannon fodder The Knights Templar-Provides several thousand Newtons per square inch of Justice Talon Company- Provides cheese and headshots for the RRF's whine The Grey Swords- Provides tasteful and soothing zombie decapitations and decor STARS
Visit the anti-zombie squad's forum [1] if you wish your pro-survivor group to join the RRA!
Demands
We will relent only once the RRF has met our demands!
-The RRF must surrender Ridleybank and surrounding territory to its longtime rightful owners, the RRA. -The RRF, no longer being a resistance nor limited to Ridleybank, must change its name to the more truthful Malton Oppression Front. -The RRF must admit that Barhah is SO 2009 and that hahraB is the new wave. -The RRF's undead members must take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating papaya, soy burgers and leafy greens. -The RRF's living members must also take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating lead and knuckle sandwich (demand already met). -Gore Corpse must receive wedgies and dutch rubs from every member of the RRA. -The RRF must shove off -The RRA must become totally badass and generally superior to the RRF. (demand already met)
(picture of papaya, saying "EAT IT, MALTON OPPRESSION FRONT! TAKE IT AND EAT IT!"
History
April 1st- The RRA righteously and discreetly enters Ridleybank. April 2nd- The RRA justly converges around Blackmore NT and justly prepares for the just liberation of Ridleybank- for justice. And the battle for justice rages on!
