Serial Killers, Inc./Message from our President and CEO

Welcome from Crazydanceman.

Listen up PKers of Malton. Are you fed up with the useless civilan garbage that crowds the streets of Malton? Are you tired of being hunted down by so-called bounty hunters who arbitrarily enforce some code of conduct amongst UD players? If so, you're in the right place.

Simply become a member of Serial Killers, Inc., follow our code of conduct and enjoy a UD life of lawlessness. You will find many others like you out there who are afraid to show their identity because of fear of retribution...but we will put an end to that.

It's the era of the PKer.

It's time to bring down the malls and barricades of Malton and show everyone who the true threats are...it's not the zombies - it's us.

- CDM