User:Mr Wendal/story

I search for a building that isnt all boarded up, so I can get off the streets. Not this one. Buncha assholes, I can see em inside, sitting around checking the windows and smoking cigarettes. "HEY ASSHOLE, HOW ABOUT A CIGARETTE?" I yell. "FUCK OFF!" He says. "YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?" I shout. "NAH, I KISS YOURS" he says. "MY MOTHERS DEAD YOU SICK FUCK" I yell. "I KNOW. HERE SHE COMES NOW" he says, pointing behind me.