User:Mr Wendal/story
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I search for a building that isnt all boarded up, so I can get off the streets. Not this one. Buncha assholes, I can see em inside, sitting around checking the windows and smoking cigarettes.
"HEY ASSHOLE, HOW ABOUT A CIGARETTE?" I yell.
"FUCK OFF!" He says.
"YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?" I shout.
"NAH, I KISS YOURS" he says.
"MY MOTHERS DEAD YOU SICK FUCK" I yell.
"I KNOW. HERE SHE COMES NOW" he says, pointing behind me.
