User talk:Pathetic Bill X

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I was wondering...

Now, Willy, come here. Come closer. Not that close, you pervert! Alright. Now that you're done trying to grope me, I can say what I came here to say. I thought you fancied yourself to be a real PKer? I've always thought of you as a mosquito on my leg, rather than a real threat, but props for trying! But here's the problem, Willy: Real PKers don't go crying to zeds for help. Real PKers (IE, the Big Coffin Hunters) go it on their own. They don't care how outnumbered they are, they continue being a nuisance anyway! And they actually RP their goals pretty well! They add flavor, and they've got cajones. You lack both, Willy. I'm sorry that you feel so intimidated by the big, bad BAR that you had to go crying for help. But submitting yourself to biggest, baddest convict in the prison and becoming his b**** is no way to gain respect, Willy. (Also, your anus is gonna hate you for it!)

Me, personally? I'm kinda glad that you did this. Hasn't been no fun around lately. Bout time some zeds grew some balls and attacked. Hell, I don't even care that they're zergers! This is fun!!! But that's not the point here, is it? You wanna be a real threat, Willy? You want respect? To be feared? You gotta earn it. The hard way. Calling for somebody else to save your sorry a** just ain't gonna cut it. Every one of the members of Pathetic Bill managed to do just fine without calling the zeds for help. Think about that.--Tyx94 06:18, 2 July 2010 (BST)