User:HaroldMax

I am Harold Max.

I have always lurked among you, like maggot in the bloated stinking corpse of diseased rat. Servant of the one that bites: The Dark God Alligator.

Until early 2009 everything was going according to my EVIL PLANS, but i never expected to meet such a hideous, blasphemous group of horrifying misfits and combat revivers.

Their name is Cult of the Crocodile.

They worship the hated crocodile and spread their malicious lies about one true god.

I and i alone will restore our dark god and smash Crocodiles intestines beneath my feet like rotten grapes.

And then I will throw a party to celebrate. An evil party for all my fellow ferals and you are not invited.

Crocodile will die and i will turn it into a nice boots.

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OOC:

I stumbled into dunningwood and got combat revived about 10 times in a row by croc cultists... :<

And so i became a rotter and started my one man crusade against croc cult.

It's been a positive experience, as you can see here. :D

I'm not a member of Defenders of Gummer Bank or anything, our goals were similar and they were valuable allies in past.

And no: i don't actually hate cult of croc or any of it's members. Some of them are actually rather cool.

	Death Cultist
	If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.