User talk:Slater01
I guess this is my page...
Started in Kempersbank and am making my way to Crowbank... I have heard that there are a number of zombie prostitutes over there waiting to get hit with a syringe and then FAK'd repeatedly. I believe it is our duty as citizens of Malton to help get these women to safety so that they can continue to provide a great civil service to the community. Zombie and humans alike are in great need for release and relief and these amazing, dynamic, and very flexible women are the answer.
So join me in helping to form the COYOTE group in Malton - "Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics". Let's legalize prostitution for survivors and zombies. Zombies eat them out and Survivors stick 'em and FAK them repeatedly. The oldest profession doesn't die out in the zombie apocalypse. It just becomes even more needed!
--Slater01 12:49, 23 August 2010 (BST)