User:Blitz Krieger

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Blitz Krieger

Blitz Krieger
N/A
Joined: Ohshit, I really don't fucking know.
Character class: Zombie
Favorite equipment: Some guns, FAKs, Syringes, DNA extractors
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: OHSHIZ I AM A ZOMBIE. PLZ REVIVE
Character group: Five Miles Over Chicago
Character stats: Have fun finding out.
Journal: Do I give a shit? for Blitz Krieger

Summary

Well, son, I is dead, as you can see. Been waiting for a revive, probably will (hopefully) get it tomorrow so long as I'm not lazy. I like to be unfunny all the time, as well as an asshole, so you might want to stay away. Barricade strafing is fun simply because it is, and I like exhausting all my ammo shooting zombies... and scouts since, as we all know, everyone with freerunning is a death cultist and must death cultist. On my old accounts I forgot to level zombie skills while I got every skill in civvy, scientist, and military, forcing alts. Fortunately I was nicely given this zombie with all the skills minus brain rot, which is like swimming| in haven and hearth

You might realize now that I like talking about random shit. Good for you. You also might realize that I can't control my mouth very well and am prison tactics, this is because I'm from [[1]]. No joke there or racism, since according to Comedy Central making fun of your own culture isn't being racist or discriminatory at all. Personally I think that's bull|.