The Stoned Rollers
| The Stoned Rollers | |
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| Abbreviation: | SR |
| Group Numbers: | 5+ |
| Leadership: | Communal |
| Goals: | Dunno...Kill shit? |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open |
| Contact: | thebrainsurgeonud@gmail.com |
The Stoned Rollers
"A rolling stone gathers no moss." - Some guy on getting stoned
What We Do
Kill shit. Break shit. Throw shit. Help hummmens (sometimes). Help zombies (more often that helping out hummmens). Really, it depends on what we feel like doing.
We're up for a gang fight, or a mall siege, whatever really. As long as we can kill shit, and break shit, and occasionally throw shit (literally and metaphorically). We don't really have a location, because we are always rolling. Hence the name. We also are always getting stoned. Or as close as possible in a zombie apocalypse.
We are a PKer/Death Cultist/Pro-Survivor. If that makes sense. We do whatever we think will bring the most lulz.
What The Hell Are We Doing Now?
Killing shit. Breaking shit. To be precise, we are combat reviving zombies. And reviving any well known PKers we find. Which if you think about it, is the OPPOSITE of killing shit. But anyway. The Stoned Rollers are sort of looking for a place to settle down, which kind of goes against the group name, but we can still get stoned.
Since we like lulz, we shall continue to revive any PKer who asks to be revived. If you are finding it hard to get a revive as a PKer, we can help out. Currently we are located around Pitneybank/Spracklingbank. We will revive any PKer who is "swaying" at Stollery Street.
Recruitment
We're looking for anybody that wants to do whatever the hell they want and isn't afraid to kill shit, break shit and throw shit. If you are interested in joining the group, then send an email to the email listed as the contact (thebrainsurgeonud@gmail.com).
Or you can find The Brain Surgeon in game and talk to him. He deals with the recruitment and such.
Rules
- Kill shit
- Break shit
- Throw shit
- Be awesome
- Be stoned
- ROLL
Serious Rules
- No zerging
- No breaking the Urban Dead rules etc
And that's about it.
Enemies
For the moment...
The general populace
Allies
None at the moment
If you would like to be an ally of The Stoned Rollers, then send us an email. Only PKer groups and groups who like to have fun (annoy others) will be given any thought about an alliance. If you would like to become an enemy, feel free to drop us a line and your current location ;D
