Anti Anti-Zombie Squad
We are also known as the AAZS, and those "Really true and honest law abiding and mild tempered citizens of Malton against trenchies".
A short-winded and very to the point explanation of who we are is immediately below. However, if you are allergic to tl;dr or not in a hurry, please don't skip down to anywhere as our description is to the point and lacking of any unnecessary furry fandom and/or roleplaying about a game that consists majorly of clicking buttons on a web browser.
”Who are you guys?”
We are the AAZS, it is explained right above.
Endful To The Point Philosophization
We are against the Tequila and Pie policy of the AZS, which are two substances that cause a plethora of problems and corrupt our youth, to which we answer with our own Orange Juice and Fruit Pie policy. To further display the inherent advantage of our policy here is a list of sideffects Tequila and Pie WILL cause to the average adult:
1. Alcoholism, a disabling addictive disorder caused by abuse of alcoholic substances, although AZS members are too young to drink anyway, fantazising about one day growing into an adult while idolizing such a bad habbit, dreaming about having long nights with Tequila and cheap Mexican girls which is never going to happen, the reason why is stated right below.
2. Erectile Dysfunction, caused by alcohol, say goodbye to good ol' Willy down there and cry over your keyboard, no amount of revification syringes is going to bring him back to life and you have effectively brain rotted him. Erectile dysfunction causes unesseccary fits of rage, not to be confused with asperger rage.
3. Diabetus, wanna lose a limb or two when you turn 40? Then eating endless supplies of pie is for you, another inherent disadvantage of the Tequila and Pie policy, pray Kevan adds insuline syringes in a future update or you are effectively screwed, both ingame and irl.
4. Heart attack, you won't be able to add this pesky little muscle in the Rogues Gallery once it pks you.
5. Liver Failure, turns your eyelids yellow OMG much like an anime character and also kills you, so be sure to enjoy that one last cosplay dear AZS member.
6. Stroke you can then be just like Stephen Hawking. Famous around the globe, respected, having your name written with golden letters on the Book of Mankind History plus being able to at least move one finger so that you can play urban dead and pleasure the ladies at the same time? Yes please.
VITAL FACTOIDS about the Anti Anti-Zombie Squad
1. Move to West Grayside and put AAZS in your group tag.
2. Kill Anti-Zombie Squad members, especially those that have a bounty on them, be sure to check their Rogue's Gallery profile.
3. Are all Anti-Zombie Squad members dead? If no GOTO 2.
4. GOTO 2
The Ultimanatum
We of the AAZS will continue our course of action until the AZS rage quit out of West Grayside, the historical motherland of our group, thus admitting defeat, it is as simple as that.
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