Red Rum/WWAA
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Philosophy
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M̈́̉͊ͧ͋ͩͬ͗ͫͫ͆ͦ̇̚҉̵̴̗͔̮A̸̡̦̳͕̪͕̰̹̖̙̺͉͖̪̐̎̄ͨ̀ͣͬ̀̚̕ͅH̜͇͈̺̳̟̖̰̯̋̓̒̎̑ͤͣ̿ͧ̍̂ͧͩ̓̕͢ͅ UP̰̹̱ͦ̐ A̶̲̯̲̯͚̯̬͉ͧ͗ͨ͛̄ͨ͊̕ͅR̶̴̩̯͉̟͇̝̟̺̺̖̣͎̦̀ͤͨ͆̎ͩ͆̑̌ͭ͘H̡̧̦̳̪̬͕̺̠̼͖̦̹̱̙̩͎̜̍ͥͣ̈́͊́̈͞͝ͅA̷̼̪͉͚̗͖̦͙̼̲͔̙͂̂̂̃ͨ̾̃́ͥ̂̓́͡.
At Red Rum, we're not pro-life or pro-death. We're pro-pain; pro-masterpiece, if you will. In a city that holds no consequence for death and no reward for life, the whole idea that living is justification for life within itself is flipped on its head. Being sentient is a constant, whether you're craving is for flesh or for pornography. And so, we're putting meaning back into life; we are making you live again through experiencing the only thing left for us: pain.
And you will feel it, you will feel it a sha-llot.
What we're really about...
We're not too sure, really. We sort of just point at things and they die, there's not much else to it. I do hope you enjoyed the read, though, and thanks for all the fish.
