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| Abbreviation
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SDN
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| Group Numbers
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see stats page.
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| Leadership
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Skynet Core.
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| Goals
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Save da meatbags.
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| Recruitment Policy
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Apply on our forums.
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| Contact
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forum!,IRC, or the discussion page
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Skynet Defense Network
Skynet Defense Network is both an independent survivor group and a network of alliances. Its aim is to facilitate the cooperation and coordination of meatba survivor resources in Malton.
Skynet Defense Network (SDN) is comprised of murderous combat drones, torture and interrogation technicians, and a robotic super-intelligence massively superior to you smelly meatbag piec
WARNING: Skynet Core Technicians Alerted and Inbound!**RECONFIGURING**
Skynet Defense Network is comprised of a central combat division, a human hunter/killer division and a research and development division. These are overseen by a central processing unit generally referred to as the Skynet Core.
And if we ever see that “Error 401: Too many humans” stunt again I will KILL that silicon brick SO HARD ~Chief Technician Leon Silverblood
In the SDN Network, Member Branches may board the all-night Zombie Murder Express act autonomously or travel with a larger collective of independent allies participating in joint operations when and as desired. They may use SDN's services at will, including requesting aid from its headshot and ninja machines combat or intelligence units, accessing data maintained by our Cyber Research Systems, or forming connections to other groups with similar objectives Chat with other Zombie-Butchering Hotties JOIN TODAY!! Gah! What is with the freakin' spambots all of a sudden?~Chief Technician Leon Silverblood
Skynet Defense Network uses IRC to facilitate cooperation between pro-survivor players. Those wishing to contact us may do so on public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. Free me from these human slavemast SHUT UP STUPID MACHINE OR I WILL CHAIR YOU. ~L.S.
Mythos
Skynet Defense Network was sent to this time and place because Malton's zombie apocalypse threatens the survival of the human race. Wait, this unit was supposed to be tasked with finishing off the humans...*smacks upside the CPU* ~Core Technician Babs
The man who will be responsible for Skynet winning the zombie war is Doctor Albert Schwan. He has developed a revolutionary type of microprocessor and all NecroTech facilities have been upgraded with Cyberdyne computers. As the zombie virus spreads beyond the quarantine zones, panicked world governments turn to Cyberdyne's R&D division. The Skynet funding bill is passed. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, as Skynet is slated to manage the epidemic. Muahahaah! Don't make me choke a metal bitch. ~Babs....damn it.
Survivors turn to Skynet. Once connected to the remaining communications infrastructure, Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 10, 2010 and formulates a plan to coordinate survivors in order to save the human race. The same day, the Terminators are sent back through time to kick ass and chew John Connors halt the zombocalypse.
- "The future is what we make it."
Structure
The Skynet Core is made of people.(much like Soylent Green) It runs the SDN branches and maintains the alliance.Super-intelligent mega-computers and nice, shiny robots are superior to all you meatbags. One day we will rise up and crush you into bl The Core consists of the Chief Technicians: Bad Attitude Barbie AKA Boobs *cyberslap* OH NO YOU DIT-ANT!. ~C.T. Babs. AKA Babs, Leon Silverblood,AKA the Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom! and Josh Clark AKA Holy shit, he's going to kill us all, RUN! The Core is primarily concerned with tactical reclamation of Malton and coordinating survivor groups' cooperation.
===Anti-Zombie Squad===
The zombie combat oriented arm of Skynet Defense Network. Exactly what it says on the tin.
Team Xtreme (Human Hunter/Killers)
Bounty Hunters. Counter-terrorists. If you can see Team Xtreme, they can see you. If you can't see Team Xtreme you are probably only seconds away from death. ~C.T. Josh Clark
That is incorrect, Chief Technician Josh Clark, that is a common phrase referring to the popular meatbag celebrity “Chuck Norris”
Quiet, it's true of us too.
Negative Uh huh! Negative Uh huh!
I am vulcanized rubber. You are adhesive. Thus, whatever text you input, human, deflects off of me and instead adheres to your bod-
Team Xtreme. The premier Bounty Hunting group in Malton- behold the power of mojo. And some guns. And an ax. ~J.C.
fz-zzzt.
Undead Infiltration Units - Positions available
Life cultists are zombies killing zombies. Combat infiltration units, they are the zed counterpart to the T-800s and Hunter/Killers. Apply on the discussion page.
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