Jerden Rules Crowbank

Jerden praecepta Corvusripum. Accipere.

A group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontravertable truth. Survivor, Zombie, whatever, you can join!

History

Some time ago, aimless and probobly insane PKer Jerden (Profile here: bhttp://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714) declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). High Lord of Crowbank just sounds good, you know? Anyway, Jerden set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego. Unfortunatly, not everyone agrees, and there have been many Regacides of the High Lord, mildly inconviniencing Jerden untill someone got round to reviving him. Jerden demands they appologise and stop doing it. Mildly inconvience them, that'll show 'em! (Bullets and stab wounds are mild inconvieniences in Malton)

Members of the group must:

Never attack members of the group Jerden Rules Crowbank. Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight. (I know that shooting traitors probobly breaks the first rule, but whatever. I'm writing these rules, not you.) Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Attempt to spread the group. In whatever way you want to.

Members of the group should probobly, when appropriate:

Repair buildings in Crowbank and fight off zombies, to improve our positive image. Defeat enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank, to murder that positive image. (Enemies is anyone you particually dislike!) Spray, shout, and radio propaganda everywhere. Especially in Crowbank. And I mean everywhere. Stay nearish to Crowbank. Have Fun!

Members of the group can, if they feel like it:

Think of cool titles for themselve, like Master of the Vague Titles of Crowbank. Unfortunatly, High Lord of Crowbank is already taken. Sorry. Kill random people outside Crowbank to encourage them to go into Crowbank. We encourage immigration. Forcefully. Attempt to create a wall of ruined buildings around Crowbank, in order to protect ourselves.

Disclaimer

Jerden Rules Crowbank is not a PKing group, merely one that thinks that PKing is a fun, safe, and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember enemies may not understand this subtle distinction.

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Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714