User:The Colonel/Karl Denke

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Start quote rb.gif Karl Denke. This is your last warning about killing in St. Alex. Knock it off. You have issues with someone, take it elsewhere.  End quote rb.gif

-- Spoken inside St. Alex. Hospital by Giak after killing someone Zerg listed


WARNING: KARL DOES NOT LIKE YOU, HE MOST LIKELY WILL SAY MEAN HURTFUL THINGS TO MAKE YOU CRY. IF HE DOES, I WIN

A History

Denke was born in Münsterberg/Silesia in Germany before moving to Malton. There is not a great deal of information about his early life, but in adulthood he was well liked in his community, and worked as an organ player at the local church. Denke was arrested after attacking a man at his house with an axe. Police searched Denke's home and found human flesh in huge jars of curing salts. A ledger contained the details of 40 people Denke had murdered and cannibalized over the years. It is thought he even sold the flesh of his victims at the local butchers mart. The day after his arrest, Denke hanged himself in his cell, sadly it was too late and the zombie outbreak had already taken over. Once legally dead, he arose and was undead. After shambling around for a while, a silly Necrotech Employee came by with a needle. The Rest as they say, is history.


Kills

While his original 40 are unknown the following have been dated and recorded as per his new ledger.

  1. ) bayouboy49 - Nov. 29
  2. ) myballlsitch - Nov. 30
  3. ) Doctor 21 - Nov. 30
  4. ) Marquis of Ravenscar - Dec. 1
  5. ) Kyle Solas - Dec. 4
  6. ) Little Charlie Mouse - Dec. 13
  7. ) Giak - Dec. 14
  8. ) Kill Me Im A Jerk - Dec.15
  9. ) nigga' bovice - Dec. 16 (this is who my quote originates from killing back in the day)
  10. ) Sgt Banevolent - Dec. 16
  11. ) Emily Prentiss - Dec. 18
  12. ) lFlyingStarl - Dec. 18
  13. ) The Dark Reaper - Dec. 19
  14. ) Pompeius - Dec. 19
  15. )(I think I lost 1 in here somewhere)
  16. ) Naughty Treebob - Dec. 24
  17. ) Ciscokitty - Dec. 26
  18. ) Naughty Treebob - Dec. 28
  19. ) Imthatguy - Dec. 29
  20. ) Timur Leng - Dec. 31
  21. ) dr Nesze - Jan. 1
  22. ) Erica Rackham - Jan. 2
  23. ) hajen13 - Jan. 4
  24. ) Scrotes Mcgee - Jan. 5
  25. ) Deathlokkill - Jan. 10th (wow...I took some time off ....)
  26. ) Johnny Smiles - Jan. 11th
  27. ) Jean Black - Jan. 11th
  28. ) Pinche Hoto - Jan. 12th
  29. ) Sgt Leon S Kenedy - Jan. 16th
  30. ) Rusty Valentine - Jan. 17th
  31. ) Dr NEEDLES - Jan. 17th
  32. ) Jack Hammermill - Jan. 19th
  33. ) IAmRunningMan - Jan. 20th
  34. ) Brashen Vestrits - Jan. 22nd(technically)
  35. ) I forgot I was counting...theres a few in here i neglected to mention
  36. ) Duke of Gibsonton - Oct. 2nd
  37. ) A crying child - Oct. 4th

Failure

  1. ) For my next trick, someone will heal me
  2. ) How many does it take to kill me?


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