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Miscellaneous Falcons Campaign for the Empire 2012 Presidential Candidate Palpatine Palpatine was born on the humble planet of Naboo. His rise to power was in no way mysterious or suspicious, nor was it riddled with the corpses of those who opposed him. After eradicating from the galaxy the scourge known as the Jedi, Palpatine humbly accepted the position of Emperor, which was freely offered by those who pledged fealty to the Emperor, and were totally not threatened in the slightest. Vice Presidential Candidate Vader Lord Darth Anakin Skywalker Vader was born to humble beginnings on the outer rim planet of Tattooine. Raised in a single-parent household, he never had a father. Like many disenfranchized younglings, Anakin Skywalker joined a violent gang; in this case, the Jedi. By the will of the Force, he was brought to the Dark Side by Darth Sidi- er, I mean, Chancellor Palpatine. From there, Lord Vader did the natural thing– he killed every last Jedi, thus bringing peace to the Galaxy. There is always 2016 Unless you live in a tree hut on Kashyyyk, or in a Rancor pit (or you’re a Rancor), you know by now that we didn’t win the Presidency. As least, not outwardly. The Sith will continue, as we have for a thousand years, to work behind the scenes in all levels of your government. You’ve elected your muppet; know that it is the Emperor pulling the strings. We will continue to control the path of the Dark Side from behind the scenes. Like in North Korea, without being so damned *obvious* about it. Unlike Romney, our political careers are not over; and like Obama, our evil has only just begun. Our campaign will lie in wait, building strength, until we are ready to return triumphant. In 2016. Together, we will rule the galaxy! Your candidates, Palpatine Vader