User:Walton Lambert

Hello, users. My name is Walton Lambert, and I uphold myself to be the most sophisticated being in Malton.

You have stumbled upon the exquisitely aweso- I mean marvellous- page that I use to inform you about the glorious and vivid life I life in Malton.

If you feel free to chill ou- I mean hang around with me- no, that's not sophisticated enough- if you are able to rendezvous with me at some point in time, I will do my utmost to ensure my hospitality is grand. Should I be alive.

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