Barnerd Way Police Dept/crime
Crime Report
In this post-apocalyptic city, crime will be common, and people hurt. Because of this, the Barnerd Way Police Station is reporting and recording crime in the area of Kempsterbank.
The crime reports are listed below. They may be for different reasons, some justified and some not. Such cases will have notes where appropriate.
MURDER - This category involves all player killings that have been reported.
Case #1:
Suspect: offthepigs.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #2:
Suspect: Cataleya.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #3:
Suspect: Harduk.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #4:
Suspect: Jarrus Baker.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #5:
Suspect: Geneon.
Witness(es): David Ackerson.
Case #6:
Suspect: Lick Nuts.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #7:
Suspect: GLA89
Witness(es): RADIO BROADCAST
Case #8:
Suspect: HK 50.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #9:
Suspect: horriblehorus.
Witness(es): Owen Heary.
Case: #10:
Suspect: Izzmeiv.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #11:
Suspect: teen idle.
Witness(es): Xhani.
Case: #12:
Suspect: Jack Redlove.
Witness(es): Stuff and Thangs.
Case: #13:
Suspect: Asshulk.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #14:
Suspect: Hate Crime.
Witness(es): Carson Shearston.
Case: #15:
Suspect: RNG Screw.
Witness(es): David Ackerson.
Case: #16:
Suspect: Lousy Poet.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #17:
Suspect: The Photographer.
Witness(es): Owen Heary.
Case: #18:
Suspect: AI Zombie.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #19:
Suspect: Hoodie Malloy.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #20:
Suspect: TheDeceiver
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #20:
Suspect: deathslayer6
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
SABOTAGE - This category involves any form of possible sabotage, e.g. destroying the barricades or generator.
Case #1:
Suspect: Gioucu.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah
Case #2:
Suspect: Gordie Howe.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah
Case #3:
Suspect: Popugai.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #4:
Suspect: Kiwimeat.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #5:
Suspect: Kiwijay
Witness(es): Test Subject 3822.
Case #4:
Suspect: The Good Man.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
ASSAULT - This category includes attacks onto other players that were not amended for.
Case #1:
Suspect: CommuneChris.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #2:
Suspect: Aruhito.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case #3:
Suspect: nightqueen.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #4:
Suspect: gvcci.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
Case: #4:
Suspect: A Plastic Tree.
Witness(es): Lucy Emrissah.
CRIMINALS - Those to be shot on sight.
The people listed in this subsection are to be shot on sight for (Or being in a group responsible for) multiple player killings, both of the Police Department and of the citizenry of Kempsterbank. They are to be hunted and shot on sight unless stated otherwise.
