The Babyeaters

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The Babyeaters

A Message to our Human Friends

There has been a bit of confusion around this group – some have incorrectly identified us a zombie group, that has a special predilection for eating infant humans.

I can assure you nothing can be further from the truth. We are a group of like-minded, forward-thinking, life-challenged individuals who think nothing is more sacred than the life of a young human child. We seek to catalog the location of any said tiny, tender, baby human so that we can best avoid these locations and protect said child from any regrettable encounters with other life-challenged individuals who do not share our scruples.

A Special Limited Time Offer

We do however know where you can find a large supply of diapers, and baby formula – and if you tell us where you and your baby are, we can bring it right to your door!

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