The Scourge/Shuttlebank

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Total Statistics

  • Unique Buildings Ruined: 15
  • Percentage Unique Buildings Ruined: ,%
  • Total Ruins: 24

October 2017

A message from Tikhon Medical:

Zedreviver said:
This is Zedreviver of Tikhon Medical. We offer you an unlimited supply of cheesy poofs if you stop the assault on our headquarters. We will offer another juicy target up if that works as well.

We would also like to let you keep “gay sex dwarf” and have him follow you wherever you go. He is rather boisterous and upfront about his sexuality in a very uncomfortable way.

We are a peaceful people who let citizens of malton relax in our special cheesy poof filled hot tubs. We have community picnics at Look Road where zombies dance with humans raising their arms up in all compass directions. Have you no mercy. If the assault continues we will rally Bale Mall against you as we have in times before. The survivors will ally against the scourge and bury its name in the sands of time. The choice is yours but I do hear Ridleybank is quite lovely this time of year.

After a brief visit to the Bale Mall area...