Northern Sketch Bags
| Northern Sketch Bags | |
| Abbreviation: | NSB |
| Group Numbers: | 2 |
| Leadership: | Stan Spade, Lt Shackelford |
| Goals: | Live it up while we still can |
| Recruitment Policy: | If you think Shopping cart racing should be an Olympic sport your NSB material |
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Northern Sketch Bags (NSB)
Current Area of Operations - Ketchelbank/Barrville (District NW-5)
Current Operation - Neighborhood Watch (May 2020)
As it stands this is basically a one man operation and our intel is as old as that VHS player you just looted from the Horder Motel the goal is to set up shop in Barrville again and make contact with/recruit active survivors. Playing the hearts and minds game by healing and reviving other like minded players and establishing what repairs need to be made to district infrastructure.
About us
NSB is entirely happy with the current state of affairs in Malton. Sure we are caged in with the living dead but on the bright side all the Neighborhood association "im to law abiding to have fun" types bought it in the outbreak. Now we can smoke where we want, Do what we want and party like its the end of days.
Update - After a long absence the sketch few are back still operating in Barrville/ Ketchelbank (May 2020) Thanks to The Malton Zookeepers for my revive.
Past Operations
"Gerrish Place Pacification"...The place is infested and 47 AP in need of repair we plan to kill all zeds inside and bring this PD back to operation. (Oct 2012)...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED "52 AP repair totally worth it"(Nov 4th 2012)
"Barrville Bender"...After the fail of "Escape" Barrville quickly fell and many parts are still ruined and in need of repair/cades. We are working day and night to repair and then loot these buildings of any alcohol. (Aug 2010)
“Save a Horse Shoot a GKer”
We have a simple outlook when it comes to interacting with survivors a policy of mutual respect don’t bother us and we won’t bother you. Our policy on interacting with Zombies, PKers and GKers is much simpler...Kill em and Dump em. No safe haven will be permitted.
Communication and Support
We are a small group and as such have no need for mass communication but we listen out for trouble and will assist fellow survivors when possible. We stop short of all out CRAPing but we much like your local basement surgeon don’t ask questions when it comes to the administration of surgery or revives.
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Pay It Forward Supporter |
| This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. |
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Malton Neighborhood Watch |
| This group or user is too stoned to support the Malton Neighborhood Watch. |
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No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies |
| This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks |
