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Jack Swithun

Greetings, All praise be to our Lord and Savior! I am Father Jack Swithun, a humble priest who's highest hope is to help the poor lost souls who live in Malton.

Sermons

In an attempt to show the light to non-believers I am performing missionary work at St Swithun's Church, the Whatmore Building and all around the Yagoton area. I've relocated to the entry buildings around Caiger Mall to give spread the good Word to the heathens in the area as of January 27 2006.

26 Dec, 2005

You say �Praise the Lord! I have come to this church to spread the gospel to heathens and non-believers. Many of you don't believe in our savior, but outside this church, the streets are echoing with the calls to worship!�

You say " Heed these Holy words!! Rev 19:18 ...so that you may eat the FLESH of kings, the flesh of commanders, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and of their riders, and the flesh of everyone, both free and slave, small and great. Amen!!"

You say "Also as Jesus said in John 6:51 'I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread he will live forever. The bread that I will give for the life of the world is My flesh.' Praise be to the Lord!!"

You say "We are all God's children and all you have to do to be redeemed is put your FAITH in our savior, Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

You say "I am but a humble missionary who seeks to bring the righteous teachings of our Lord and savior to those horribly misguided souls who struggle against the Resurrection granted by the grace of God."

27 Dec, 2005

You say "John 6:53 So Jesus said to them, I assure you: Unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you do not have life in yourselves."

You say "Matthew 6:25 This is why I tell you: Don't worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Isn't life more than food and the body more than clothing?"

You say "Sweet Zombie Jesus wants us to cast off our survivor instincts and concerns, to feel the love and grace that has granted those who accept Him into eternal life!!"

You say "Why worry about food or vain appearances? Embrace the Resurrection that has been granted by His everlasting grace! Join the the communion of the Lord where we take part in devouring the flesh of the Son of Man!"

You say "Jesus said : Matthew 16:25 'For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life because of Me will find it.' Those who want to live will die, but those who throw themselves from towers to serve Sweet Zombie Jesus will be eternal!!"

You say "So sweet, sweet Jesus said Mark 8:35 'For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life because of Me and the gospel will save it.' God wants us to die in His service, I do gladly! Join the communion of FLESH eating!"

28 Dec, 2005

You say "Unto those who have been Resurrected, do not stay here for the serpent entices with the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil! The non-believers will inject corruption within your viens! Go into the Streets and heed the Calls to Worship!!!"

30 Dec, 2005

You say "Numbers 23:24 'A people rise up like a lioness; They rouse themselves like a lion. They will not lie down until they devour the prey and drink the blood of the slain.' That people are the Faithful of the Lord!! Join the communion of devouring FLESH!!! " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "As Jesus spoke John 6:56 'The one who eats My flesh and drinks My blood lives in Me, and I in him.' We must follow our saviors example and let our flesh be devoured, and take part in the sacrament in turn!! The communion of the flesh is the most sacred act!!! " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Acts 2:31-32 'Seeing this in advance, he spoke concerning the resurrection of the Messiah: He was not left in Hades, and His flesh did not experience decay. God has resurrected this Jesus. We are all witnesses of this.' Praise Jesus!! " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Our Lord want to save you and bless you with Eternal Life! Do not forsake the Lord for the tempting fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil!! Eat the 'bread' that the Lord has deemed Clean! " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Acts 10:13-15 Then a voice said to him, ''Get up, Peter; kill and eat!'' ''No, Lord'' Peter said. ''For I have never eaten anything common and unclean!'' Again, a second time, a voice said to him, ''What God has made clean, you must not call common.'' " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "The Lord is calling YOU too, to rise and kill and devour!!! Blessed is the name of Sweet Zombie Jesus!!!" to the fifty people nearest to you.

01 Jan, 2006

You say "Fellow believers in Sweet Zombie Jesus, Numbers 14: 9 Only don't rebel against the Lord, and don't be afraid of the people of the land, for we will devour them. Their protection has been removed from them, and the Lord is with us. Don't be afraid of them!" to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Know that against these wicked scientists the Lord will grant you VICTORY! Deuteronomy 20:4 For the Lord your God is the One who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory.'" to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say �To you non-believers, take a Leap of Faith from these very windows and join the communion where we devour the flesh and blood of the Son of Man!!� to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "There is no hope for those who deny our Lord and savior!! Numbers 22:4 So the Moabites said to the elders of Midian, This horde will devour everything around us like an ox eats up the green plants in the field." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "I've been struck down by the Unclean for preaching the Holy Words of our Lord, but I am comforted by 1 Thessalonians 3:7 Therefore, brothers, in all our distress and persecution, we were encouraged about you through your faith. " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "and Matthew 5:10 Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness, because the kingdom of heaven is theirs. All praise be to the mighty, wise and tasty Savior!! Amen." to the fifty people nearest to you.

10 Jan, 2006

You say "Zephaniah 3:6 I have cut off nations; their corner towers are destroyed. I have laid waste their streets, with no one to pass through. Their cities lie devastated, without a person, without an inhabitant."

You say "This is God's plan for Malton. In His divine wisdom he has looked upon it, with its liquor and gun stores in its Malls and deemed he would make it righteous by giving it to His followers."

You say "After the Rebirth in the Resurrection we are free of the temptations of fire arms and liquor, being devoted to spreading the Blessing to those who have not accepted our Lord, Sweet Zombie Jesus. It is the will of God that Malton be cleansed of thought."

You say "Genesis 11:5-6 Then the Lord came down to look over the city and the tower that the men were building. The Lord said, If, as one people all having the same language, they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them."

You say "Genesis 11:7-8 Come, let Us go down there and confuse their language so that they will not understand one another's speech. So the Lord scattered them from there over the face of the whole earth, and they stopped building the city."

You say "Does this story from Genesis sound familiar? A land united by common understanding and suddenly people are unable to communicate with each other. That's right Malton is the new Babylon... Genesis 11:9 Therefore its name is called Babylon..."

You say "'Revelations 18:10 They stand far off in fear of her torment, saying: Woe, woe, the great city, Babylon, the mighty city! For in a single hour your judgment has come.' Indeed judgment has come to Malton."

You say "I suggest that you all take the Leap of Faith from the windows of this Tower and join the righteous followers of the one true savior and Lord who grants eternal life upon His believers."

You say "As Jesus said, Luke 11:33 ''No one lights a lamp and puts it in the cellar or under a basket, but on a lampstand, so that those who come in may see its light.'' so I am here to preach His Holy Word and be a light unto you." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Rev 18:23 the light of a lamp will never shine in you again; and the voice of a groom and bride will never be heard in you again. All this will happen because your merchants were the nobility of the earth..." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "...because all the nations were deceived by your sorcery,' Brothers and Sisters, that sounds a lot like the modern day doesn't it? With people deceived by the sorcery of technology and the rich and powerful holding sway over the masses. " to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "There is a better way. You can be free of the temptations of this life and move on to Eternal life with our sweet, sweet savior and Lord. Throw down your pistols, your shot guns, your bottles of wine and beer and follow in pure faith." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "As Jesus said, Matthew 6:26 ''Look at the birds of the sky: they don't sow or reap or gather into barns, yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Aren't you worth more than they?'' The Faithful never need worry about searching for material things." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "Our sweet Lord provides all to us and only asks that we partake in His Holy communion. Imagine it, eternal life free of temptation, with everything you need you have in yourself and your Faith in Sweet Zombie Jesus." to the fifty people nearest to you.

You say "All you need to claim this miracle is Faith. Simply take a Leap of Faith from one of these windows and eternal life in the grace of God free of worry and temptation is yours." to the fifty people nearest to you.

13 Jan, 2006

You say "I see the building has thinned out since I last breached here, hopefully most of those who are gone have joined the communion where we partake in the flesh and blood of the Son of Man, in the name of our Lord."

You say "My apologies, I meant 'preached here' though, both apply... Knocking on doors, and joining the communion is something I enjoy but I sacrifice that so I can give ignorant heathens and deviant heretics the blessed Word of our Lord."

You say "Sweet Zombie Jesus loves you, and wants to save you from temptation, fear, worry, doubt, and all the other troubles that accompany the vice of rational thought. Imagine living forever serving our wise, mighty, merciful, tasty and benevolent Lord!"

You say "Our Lord is savory beyond compare. He is both tender, juicy and firm. His deliciousness is only rivaled by His extreme compassion for those who are unworthy of Him, which is everyone. Forgiveness can be yours, take the Leap of Faith from a window!!"

You say "My brethren come to help us all see the light and glory of sweet Jesus's plan!"

You say "I gladly give my flesh so my brethren can feast and take the sacred communion of flesh and blood!!!"

You say "Brethren let your feeding groans be a Holy call to worship!!"

20 Jan, 2006

You say "Nahum 3:1Woe to the city of blood, totally deceitful, full of plunder, never without prey. "

You say "Nahum 3:3 ...heaps of slain, mounds of corpses, dead bodies without end - they stumble over their dead."

You say "Nahum 3:4 Because of the continual prostitution of the prostitute,the attractive mistress of sorcery, who betrays nations by her prostitution and clans by her witchcraft,"

You say "Nahum 3:5-6 I am against you -the declaration of the Lord of Hosts. I will lift your skirts over your face and display your nakedness to nations, your shame to kingdoms I will throw filth on you and treat you with contempt; I will make a spectacle of you."

You say "Malton is the modern city of blood. The streets are lined with the torn and shredded bodies of its citizens. The Lord has called this place unclean and He was right to do so. Yet even in judgment the Lord is merciful, for the dead there is Resurrection."

You say "The prostitution of this day is that of the selling your soul in the enslavement to the almighty dollar and corporate avarice. Sorcery is the found in the modern guise of ''science'', and its patron the NecroTech Corporation! We must forsake these vices!!"

You say "We must embrace the Lord's grace and follow Him unquestioningly. Faith in the Lord will save us, and the wicked sorcery of NecroTech will only bring ruin and suffering!!! Those who defy the Lord's will shall receive judgment!!! PRAISE SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!"

You say "Deuteronomy 18:10-11 No one among you is to make his son or daughter pass through the fire, practice divination, tell fortunes, interpret omens, practice sorcery, cast spells, consult a medium or a familiar spirit or inquire of the dead."

You say "Deuteronomy 18:12-13 Everyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord, and the Lord your God is driving out the nations before you because of these detestable things. You must be blameless before the Lord your God"

You say "Cast down your divination tools known as ''DNA Extractors'', toss away your wands of fire and lead known as ''fire arms'', repent of the sorcery found in each ''revivification syringe''! Take the Leap of Faith from a window and join the Lord's crusade!!!"

27 Jan, 2006

You say "Proverbs 6:16 Six things the Lord hates; in fact, seven are detestable to Him:"

You say "Proverbs 6:17-19 arrogant eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that plots wicked schemes, feet eager to run to evil, a lying witness who gives false testimony, and one who stirs up trouble among brothers."

You say "I stand here humbly, with only the Word of our Lord in my mouth, hands clean of murder, with my heart's desire to help my fellows, my feet planted against evil, and bearing witness to the Truth only, and would not encourage unclean acts." You say "I am here to preach the Word, and to witness to the Truth. God loves you all and wants to redeem you from this living Hell. There is a better way, you don't have to live huddled inside, frantically looking for supplies, and fearing death."

You say "The miracle of Resurrection is for all with the faith to claim it. All you have to do is shed your fear of death and trust the Lord. Whether you take the Leap of Faith from a tall tower, or give your flesh for the Holy communion, you are equally blessed."

You say "You can be free of sin, fear, doubt and rational thought and know the bliss of being the chosen of God. I am not great, the One for whom I speak for is. Our Lord is mighty, wise, savory, and merciful!"

You say "Acts 10:13-15 Then a voice said to him, ''Get up, Peter; kill and eat!'' ''No, Lord'' Peter said. ''For I have never eaten anything common and unclean!'' Again, a second time, a voice said to him, ''What God has made clean, you must not call common.''"

You say "The Lord is calling you also, to rise up in the resurrection, kill and devour! Join the sacred communion where the chosen of God eat the flesh and blood of the Son of Man!!"

You say "John 6:53 So Jesus said to them, ''I assure you: Unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you do not have life in yourselves.'' "

28 Jan, 2006

You say "Matthew 4:4 But He answered, ''It is written: Man must not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.''"

You say "John 1:14 The Word became flesh and took up residence among us. We observed His glory, the glory as the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth."

You say "John 6:51 I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread he will live forever. The bread that I will give for the life of the world is My flesh.''"

You say "Our Lord is both the bread and the Word of God, it supplies His followers with all they need. All we need is accept our savior into our hearts and join His Holy communion."

You say "There are those among you who are tempted to make themselves unclean, that spite and anger flows forth from their heart like a font. Remember these Holy Words- Exodus 21:12 Whoever strikes a person so that he dies must be put to death. "

You say "Redemption for the unclean and sinner is only found in the Resurrection, following the Lord's will in perfect faith unpolluted by the vice rational thought. All who breath are sinners in the sight of the Lord, and are forgiven only through His grace."

You say "You must not fear death for through death you find redemption from this living Hell. The Resurrection is a miracle, a sign of His divine grace. Eternal life devoid of sin, fear, doubt, and sorrow can be yours. You just need the faith to accept it."

You say "I stand here in the sinful state to preach the sweet Word to you so that you may see the light. I've suffered wounds from the unclean to have you repent the sinful state. I only want you to know the bliss of the true grace found in the Resurrection."

29 Jan, 2006

You say "Ecclesiastes 2: 11 When I considered all that I had accomplished and what I had labored to achieve, I found everything to be futile and a pursuit of the wind. There was nothing to be gained under the sun."

You say "Your efforts to build barricades accomplish nothing. Everything you do is futile and grasping of the wind. Soon the barricades will be gone and we'll all be shredded bodies outside. Death awaits us all and the best thing is to accept it."

You say "Ecclesiastes 2: 16 For, just like the fool, there is no lasting remembrance of the wise man, since in the days to come both will be forgotten. How is it that the wise man dies just like the fool?"

You say "All die and none will be spared but through the miracle of the Resurrection you need never fear death. 'Glory' is fleeting, and your struggle against the Lord's will pointless. Accept the mercy and forgiveness of the Lord and join the Feast!"

17 Jun, 2006

Morning

You broadcast "Greetings this is Father Jack Swithun, with a morning sermon." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "If you are listening, you probably a sinner," on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "and I am reach out to you in a way you can understand." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "Technology is evil and rational thought a sin," on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "but there is salvation, throw yourself from a tall tower," on 28.01 MHz

You broadcast "take that leap of faith and embrace eternal life." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "Open the doors to the faithful and enjoy the holy communion." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "Let rational thought, evil technology and fear fall away and" on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "accept the sweet, sweet love of Zombie Jesus." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "I'd like to end the sermon with a prayer, may the faithful" on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "cleanse the sins of the wicked and show them the eternal " on 28.01 Mhz.

You broadcast "love and life that can be found because of Zombie Jesus." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "AMEN. Remember Jesus loves you even though you are a sinner." on 28.01 MHz.

You broadcast "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Jack-Swithun" on 28.01 MHz.

Evening

You broadcast "Good evening heathens, I am Father Jack Swithun." on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "This is my evening sermon and I hope some of you" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "converted. Rev 3:20 Here I am! I stand at the door " on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door," on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "I will come in and eat with him, and he with me." on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Take your crowbars and let Jesus and his followers in!" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Nothing in this sad little life could have as much value." on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Believe in Sweet Zombie Jesus and eternal life is yours!" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Take a leap of faith from a tall tower," on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "join God's chosen people in perfect obedience and faith!" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Take off the shackles of rational thought and technology," on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "and embrace an eternity without fear, doubt or sadness!" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "I'd like to end the sermon with a prayer," on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "Dear Lord, please grant these heathens faith in you and" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "let the evil lies of technology and science fall away, AMEN." on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "for a full transcript of today's, and all my other sermons" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Jack-Swithun" on 28.28 MHz.

You broadcast "for a full transcript of today's and all my other sermons." on 28.01 MHz.

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