User:Squidward

A FREE COOKIE This user has given Amazing a cookie for managing to piss THAT many people off. On the internet. Wow. ASSault Supporter This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault. Gramear This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki. American This user is American. Just one more...Graaaagh... This user survived a particularly nasty tequila-related incident. I hate Emo Kids! This user believes we should give free razorblades to Emo Kids.

I'm Jared, also known as Squid. I run several characters...

Surivors:

Squidward - ASSing morons.

GotchaBiotch - Channel 4 News Team.

OfficerChew - Loner.

Zombie:

DeadMan83

Occasionally:

shrie: Made for my little brother. I log in sometimes to help him out with the XP-gaining/surviving end of things.

I'm not into the RPing thing. I'm not a big "group" guy. Except for the whole Channel 4 News Team thing, which was just way too classy for me to resist. I've appointed myself the Official Trident Carrier.

krazeekaukazian@aol.com

Things I Agree With. Or like. Or something.

	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.