User:Specialist290/Huey P Long/Eastonwood Speech

Speech

I noticed while I was waiting that many of you spoke in different and oft-unfamiliar dialects. This is a testament to the incredible diversity that has come together within these fair city limits, of which the grand Republic of !zanbah is no doubt a most notable part. Indeed, I am pleased that so many of you from such diverse regions can come together under this roof and listen in peace.

What I have to say next may shock many of you--I believe that both survivor and feral can live together in harmony. However, this harmony cannot exist while so many elitist, brain-rich survivors continue to hoard up their cerebral tissue and deny them to the poor, starving feral who seeks only to acquire the fruit of the labors of his stiff, tired hands. I tell you, Malton is full of ferals who work ceaselessly and gain not so much as a single ounce of brains per day.

My friends--my brothers in BARHAH--I detest such selfishness among the survivor class, particularly under the organized corporate machines such as Necrotech which continue to prolong this imbalance entirely for their own gain.

It is time for a change, and I fully intend to help bring about that change! No more shall ferals be forced to work for days on end and receive barely enough to sate their starving appetites! No more shall the great corporations and their commercial counterparts, the Malls, keep their oppressive thumbs on our proud undead bretheren!

I propose that Necrotech and its partners in crime be made to account for their selfish actions and reigned in, and their assets, the many brains that they and their elitist survivor supporters have stored up in their great ivory towers, be taken and shared with those who truly need them, the shambling zombie on the streets who knows not the true taste of a healthy, active, delicious BRA!NZ!! Let all have plenty, but none excess! Let all be kings, yet none wears a crown! ZHAAR ARH BRA!NZ!! !ZANBAH BARHAH!!

--Huey Pierce Long, Jr., April 8th, 2007

Huey Long on Various Topics

On Bananas and Zombie Diet

I believe that bananas are a great source of protein, and that all zombies should eat at least one a day to maintain a healthy diet! After all, A zombie lives not by brains alone...

On Religion

And yes, I am a fervent believer in an eternal, uniting sense of BARHAH that unites all zombies in brotherhood. In fact, when I was a young feral down in Grigg Heights, our family would pile into the ol' zeppelin to take our CotR grandparents to St. Jude's Cathedral for mass, then turn around and take our Militant Order grandparents to church!

On Marriage and the Family

While I certainly believe in the sanctity of a union of two individuals in marriage, I do believe that in cases of true love, two zombies are already united under the will of BARHAH.

On Malls

I believe that the Malls, as partners in the crime of corporate BRA!NZ! greed, will require some serious investigation and controls, and that failure to comply should result in very strict penalties.