User:Matt guthrie
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"Do not hug me."
-Matt's Awesomeness
Matt Guthrie's awesomeness extends from the Human world into every paralell universe, including the game some people call Urban Dead.
Some people hate Matt. These people are fags.
In his spare time, Matt enjoys making fun of how much of a guy faggot bulgakov is, and eating vegetables.
-Matt's Vocabulary
One notes that people who use the term 'fag' are invariably teenagers, and often in the process of coming to grips with their sexuality.
Food for thought, chum. --Bulgakov 02:03, 6 April 2006 (BST)
INTO THE MOUTH OF HELL, rode the six hundred. Alfred Tennyson is an amazing poet. Does this mean I get to edit your page, too? So, what if I'm a damn teenager? How can I help when I was BORN? --Matt guthrie 09:00, 8 April 2006 (BST)
Matt,
1. You've obviously got me confused with that other guy--you know, the one that gives a damn.
2. No, you can't help when you were born. You could, however, stop using such a homophobic idiom. This would be a sign of maturity.
3. As far as editing other people's user pages goes, it's generally frowned upon. I figured that as long as you were calling me a 'faggot' I maybe had the right to tinker with your front page. We could submit all this for arbitration--or you could just move all this to your discussion tab. You could also delete it all. I don't care much either way: refer to pt. 1, above.
4. A RCDC member commented on your help the other day. Thanks. Isn't it cool when humans work together to kill zombies? And vice versa? Are you getting the point of this game yet?
5. I also dig Tennyson, but you have to realize that the cavalry charge he immortalized in "Charge of the Light Brigade" [1]--was a complete slaughter due to military incompetence. Tennyson is basically asserting that it's ok to die for a pointless and imperialistic reason, as long as one does so with style and is a man about it. He'd probably be psyched about our ongoing Gulf War v2.0. I find "Ulysses" a much greater work. laters, --Bulgakov 17:40, 8 April 2006 (BST)
-Matt's Treason
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Alliance
Excellent. -Bill and Ted -Brickpile Jones 14:26, 6 June 2006 (BST)
