User:Mall Brat Lola

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MALL BRAT LOLA

(real name: Lolita Ashleighkayte Bratzlington)

I'm SO cute!

Okay, like I was born (gross!) in some big city. And it was totally gross! And I learned a lot of kewl stuff from my dad, y’know? Like, I know, right?

Like, one of the main things I totally learned from daddy was, like, you should totally be grossed totally out by your body, you know? I know, right? Totally. I mean, it is all so gross, having to eat and sleep and go to the bathroom! Gross!

He also taught me to, like, never trust genies. But that’s another story!

So, like, hi everyone, I love to hang out, and wear the KEWLest clothes and look totally hawt, y’know? And I love to eat brainz. OMG! LOL! I can’t get enuff brains, you know? It’s like, the only food that doesn’t make me totally gain weight, you know?


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