Radio Free Malton/Sharpie the Zob

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Please enjoy this high-fidelity recording of the inaugural RFM Sharpie the Zob mission!

  • Muffled noises: a thud, people bickering, a door is kicked open

Barry: Grab 'im grab 'im grab 'im!

Tony: Ahhh ... ah - ahhh! He's biting me!

Barry: Perfect - perfect leave your arm right there. Shaw! Can you hold its arms?

Shaw: Fuck no!

Tony: Ahhhh!

Shaw: Don't damage my intern too much Barry, he needs that arm to make coffee.

Tony: Oh my god, ahhh please make it stop.

Gorbonzo: *chomp* Ahahaha! Intarhn Barrggaaaz!

Barry: Right! Got it! Tony ... try and keep his teeth caught in your ulna!

  • There is a squeaking noise as a Sharpie writes on taut, shiny skin

Barry: Hahah! Mission accomplished.

  • There is a thud as a zombie is kicked to the ground; the sounds of running feet are followed by a slamming door

Barry: Keep your chin up Tony. Who has some painkillers for this boy?

Shaw: Hahah ... sorry Barry - I forbid you from wasting morphine on the intern.

Tony: *whimper* *small voice* Am I infected?

  • A confused - but happy zombie stands up and shambles off. On his forehead is written

RADIO FREE MALTON, WHERE WE FLAT OUT FUCKING RULE - Barry Bravado

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