User:Richardhg/Babba Rab Hab'Grahn
Babba Rab Hab'Grahn
A failed comedian actually smuggled his way into Malton just as the city was being quarantined. His career had been so lamentable he actually sought out zombies as a new potential audience for his heretofore unappreciated attempts at humour.
He changed his (all too easily forgotten) name to "Babba Rab Hab'Grahn", which literally means "Lord Loves (to) Give-Groan" and he hoped would translate to something like "Court Jester" in Zamgrh (according to the occult Dictionary he found).
Babba Hab'Grahn then started his new career by walking right up to the first zombie he saw and telling it a new joke.
His audience's reaction was as anyone else would have expected, and when Babba Rab Hab'Grahn lurched to his feet he was no longer amongst the living.
Still, this was not about to stop him. After all, as he told himself, it wasn't as if he had never died on stage before...
Diary (Gaamz Baag)
November 2007
Babba lurched around, unable to work his mouth enough to tell even the lamest of jokes (which many would say was a blessing, as the lamest of jokes constituted this zombie clown's entire repetoire).
Eventually he mastered the Death Rattle, but wanted to rejoin the living in order to acquire access to a radio and achieve a yet wider audience.
He was revived by a friendly stranger. Shortly after, Babba Rab entered a police station to search for weapons to use for self-protection, having learned how vicious the critics are in Malton. Sadly, he was killed by Rubix41. Babba Rab is still not sure why. Perhaps Rubix41 is afraid of clowns.
In any event, the DHPD apologised for this lapse of its usually high standards when dealing with the public, but in spite of their offers of help in obtaining revival, Babba Rab has persistently returned to his undead state and taking his frustration out on the barricades of nearby buildings (and the occasional survivor when blinded with hunger).
As the month ended, Babba Rab Hab'Grahn encountered Rubix41 again, and was bemused to find that they too were now a zombie...
Songs (Zahngz)
Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn...
Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah z!ah,
Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn...
Agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!
Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah, bah mah!
Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!
Jokes (Zhahgz)
Mah zambah haz nah nahz. Oh? How does it smell? Grahn...
Mah zambah haz nah nahz. Hahr ahz mah zambah zmah!!.? Harhahbarr!
A zambah ahn a harman gah ahnna a bar...
Profile
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