FARDA
| The Ferguson Arms Reciprocal Defense Agreement | |
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| Abbreviation: | FARDA |
| Group Numbers: | much of Tollyton |
| Leadership: | Boris the Red |
| Goals: | The defense of Tollyton |
| Recruitment Policy: | Sign below and come in for a beer |
| Contact: | visit the Fergie and order a pint |
The Ferguson Arms Reciprocal Defense Agreement is not so much a group, but rather a reciprocal defense agreement between various survivors and groups within Tollyton aimed at keeping the suburb safe and free of zombies
About the Agreement
FARDA was founded by United Bar Alliance member Boris the Red, Tollyton's friendliest and finest barkeep. During the summer and fall of 2007 Tollyton was subjected to a protracted zombie infestation. Originally angered by the constant destruction of his generator, which subsequently led to the availability of warm beer only and dissatisfied customers, good old Boris decided to create a forum for the various groups of Tollyton to communicate and cooperate, as well as enjoy a nice cold pint. Thus, FARDA was born.
The idea behind FARDA is that the ultimate goal of all of Tollyton's residents is survival and safety. With coordination and cooperation the prospects for the safety of the suburb are greatly enhanced. FARDA and the Ferguson Arms are forums where any survivors in Tollyton can share information regarding safe houses, zombie invasions, the location of Pkers and Gkers, and just engage in friendly banter.
Provisions of the Agreement
- Keep as many safe houses up and running as possible.
- Respond to requests for aid by other FARDA signatories to the best of your ability.
- Kill zombies.
- Thwart the efforts of Gkers and Pkers.
About the Ferguson Arms
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The Ferguson Arms is a pub located in southeastern Tollyton, maintained by UBA member Boris the Red, with the help of several helpful and greatly appreciated regular customers. "The Fergie" is maintained by a UBA Barkeep named Boris The Red. Residents of Tollyton should feel free to visit the Fergie anytime and use it as a safehouse....except of course if you're a zed or a Pker....in that case, you're not welcome.
Since Boris opened up the pub, the Fergie has remained one of the safest buildings in Tollyton, having been sacked only once in the last several months. This is due not only to the diligence of the barkeep, but also a result of the efforts of the bar's devoted regular customers (people like JHoova, MrCoolantSpray, and others). Given Tollyton's persistant status as a "Very Dangerous" suburb, this is no small accomplishment.
Regular (& greatly appreciated) Fergie customers
- JHoova
- MrCoolantSpray
- Fireg
- aubrien zombieslayer
- MarieAntoinette (our only headless customer)
- Johnny Naylz
- Miles Vance
- Sgt Redfield
- UKHoov
- virginialeigh
Signatories
Please sign below and feel free to include a link to your group
- Boris The Red (United Bar Alliance)
- Fireg
- MrCoolantSpray
- sgt p body
FARDA Communications
Feel free to post any information, requests, or general comments below...this is the official FARDA communication forum (please post newer posts at the top, old posts will be periodically deleted
12/07/07 - FeedTheBeast2 destroyed the generator again. It was replaced in short order, but I want to see this griefer's head on a platter. Anyone posts proof of a kill, and I'll share my treasured bottle of '61 Lafite. --MrCoolantSpray 23:37, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
11/20/07 - A fine day for the Ferguson Arms and all of Tollyton. I hope to see the list of signatories grow and the safety of our suburb enhanced. - Boris The Red
