User:Sunflower
My actual name is Imgonnadiesoon. But apparently someone else is using that name so I'm using my nickname. Don't ask how I got it. But since inevitably someone will ask, the story goes like this...
Imgonnadiesoon said "By the way that's an amazing tattoo Zombie Fetish. I was thinking of getting one that says I love kidneys on one arm and I love gators on the other. Maybe get a couple snakes wrapped around the hearts they're in."
Zombie Fetish said "Thank you,you'regonnadiesoon. How about I do the tattoo's for you? Just need a needle or a knife, and some ink. It wont hurt...that much. And even if it does , you can always squeeze a kidney!"
Imgonnadiesoon said "Wait, you know how to do tattoos? Sweet! We should do it on the glass table, does anyone have any extra kidneys lying around?"
Zombie Fetish said "Angel hair pasta! Yummm...in meat sauce. Hmmm, well, lettering cant be ALL that hard...right? HEY! We could use a syringe. All I have to do is put the ink in it. Unless you want me to use a knife and just wipe the ink over it after."
Imgonnadiesoon said "Inject the ink with a syringe? I want the ink on the outside not coursing through my bloodstream. I could probably fix that with essence of God though, so whatever works."
Zombie Fetish said "It wont do that. I will have to cut through the first couple of layers of skin. As Im...cutting...into your skin with the syringe, the ink will flow into the cut. Don't worry. Everything will be fine. We also need a few papers towels or a wash rag and anti-bacterial..and some petroleum jelly. It'll itch and start peeling like crazy!"
Imgonnadiesoon said "Itching and peeling like crazy? That sorta sounds like what happens when you turn zombie..."
Morgueasm said "I should start making rules for this hospital... #1. No one is allowed to kill Feeln'stiff if he breaks in/walks in. Unless he gets too bitey with you. He's allowed to get bitey with me...*starts staring off into space*..It's funny that you would put a gasoline based jelly on an open wound to heal the itch. haha... Oh and thank you Mr. Cohen!"
Zombie Fetish said "You know some zombies Ms. Morg? Ooohhh lala hahaha. Itching and peeling for about...a week? But if you put the ointment on you will be alright. It only itches if its dry. So, moisturize!!!"
Imgonnadiesoon said "So I should cover myself in lotion? What kind of lotion would you recommend? I bad with this kinda stuff."
Morgueasm said "We need to come up with a nick name for Imgonnadiesoon. You should try anything with aloe..safflower oil, umm.. oh! Olive Oil works great and doesn't leave you smelly."
Zombie Fetish said "Cover yourself? Not exactly. Unless you want to feel completely sticky and uncomfortable. Only use it on the tattoo. I would recommend A&D ointment. Yesss!!! *hisses*"
Zombie Fetish said "We can call him Sunflower."
Imgonnadiesoon said "Anything that doesn't leave me smelly and DON'T cover myself in it...unless I want to be sticky. Got it. I even bolded and underlined DON'T."
Zombie Fetish said "Imgonnadiesoon=Sunflower"
Imgonnadiesoon said "Sunflower? That doesn't sound anything like my name. Or does it? Dun dun daaaaa. * Eerie music in background*"
Zombie Fetish said "No it doesnt, but Ms. Morg mentioned Safflower, and it made me think of a sunflower, and thats what I would like to call you."
Cain Cohen said "It's the epitome of political correctness. MMS! Men and women and sentient plants of all races, working as a team to keep YOU laughing and healthy!"
Morgueasm said "You know that sunflower thing is going to stick in my head until he picks a better nickname."
Imgonnadiesoon said "So my new name is Sunflower? Hey Green could I ask you a favor? Don't do anything 'private' with your hands for like... Ever. Please."
Zombie Fetish said "Its already stuck in my head! I dub thee Sunflower *Taps Sunflowers shoulders with a stick*"
Imgonnadiesoon said "Sunflower works I suppose. Well I'm tired. Nighty night everyone. Don't let the bed bugs bite... Or the snakes... Or the zombies...Yeah sleeping might not be the best idea..."
End story...
All in all this story probably doesn't make much sense, as some of other conversations decided to sneak in. Realize this was all said in game. So if you want a better story check out these links...
The story behind my name...[1]
Another story, just for the fun of it...[2]
If you want to look at any of the other stuff go to, http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/, and search for either Imgonnadiesoon or Sunflower.
P.S. I'm in Roftwood.
P.P.S? Sorry if there is any thing wrong with the page. I'm still getting the hang of this.
I'm part of the Malton Medical Staff [3]. Yes, we are crazy. Of course Greenwing says that were ' vocal'.
