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Heres my first piece.

The Run

Warning! Zombie!

There's a zombie in my lounge. Its a bit of a problem. I can't get out. It all started last week. Zombies rose from the dead, and pretty soon were all dead. Apart from Greg. Greg's in my front room. I'm not going in there, so I'm stuck. Its the only door, and my phone is in there. Its all a bit annoying.

Ive locked the door, and sit in my kitchen watching the telly. There's a note on the door to remind me. It says Warning! Zombie! in big letters, in case I forget.

It will all work out fine. I've got plenty of food and someone will check on me soon. I mean, a man can't just be forgotten......

Scientific Report: The evolution of a zombie.

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