User:Dalzyio Redavilla
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Only Head Scientist of the NecroTech Miscellaneous Research and Development Department
Notable Achievements (and why they failed/were cancelled)
- Solar-powered flashlight (Infinite power! How could they cancel this?!)
- Piranha-Treadmill generator (Lack of piranhas and waterproof treadmills.)
- Collapsible syringes (No one knew how to reassemble them.)
- Zombie Repellent (Many zombies lack functioning proboscises.)
- Magnetic Bullets: Stackable fun and Epic Homing Capabilities™! (Bullets never left the barrel. Curious.)
- Windows XP (Our zombie-proof window project...until that weasel Gates bought it off us and made it a computer operating system.)
- Zed Tarts: A fun, tasty way to dispose of the undead. (No one would buy them, let alone test them. And Soylent's more popular...)
- J-E-N-O-V-A (Accidentally launched into space in a meteor-shaped rocket.)
- Dehydrated Water (Meant for small, travel-size packets of dried water, but someone kept drinking it when we weren't looking.)
NecroTech MR&D Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan
Five minutes after creating this plan the original writer was eaten by his blind zombie grandmother that had ambushed him on low ground.
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GHETTO COW |
| we off tha heezie.. fo' rizzle! | |
| Check it out! |
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Here, have a rat! |
| Lachryma has given Dalzyio Redavilla a rat for joining Ghetto Cow, being funny, other random things... |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
| This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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A Colossus Of Class |
| This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus. Bringing Glorious Battle to you since 2006. |
