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You shall not:
1. worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
2. put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
3. call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
4. break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
5. dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
6. murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
7. dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
8. steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
9. be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
10. drive a Corvette.
Why would you want to join HUDF?
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