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'''K is for Komǝdy'''
group_abbrev=K|
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group_membership=1|
group_image=[[Image:Manbagz.png‎]]|
group_leaders=Manbagz[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590027:Manbagz], [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Manbagz]]|
group_abbrev=K or ʞ|
group_goals=Murderism, some mercenary work, freelancing for the man. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.|
group_membership=It's a Punch and Judy show gone very bad.|
group_recruit=You need a clown mask (or a puppet mask), a white (silk) shirt and a black tailored suit first off. Black raincoat is optional. Get some good shoes as well, black leather. A cellphone is essential if you want to coordinate kills, or run a Klown campaign. A GPS locator makes life easier. Gun, knives, lengths of lead piping and baseballs bats are our weapons of choice. After that, tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective), apocalyptic visions that lead to splitting migraines, blackouts and insomnia, and not being squeamish when it comes to killing random people for absolutely no discernible reason usually set you up right for being a '''''K''''' agent. Remember the golden rule: Bounty hunters are morally retrograde hypocrites and should be ''knifed'' or ''bludgeoned'' to death where possible, as a matter of principle. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers. A quick note on the making of contacts: '''''K''''' operates a strict ''blacklist, whitelist'' and ''grey area'' policy. Blacklisting is obviously for people you have killed. Greylisting is for people you are either dubious about for some reason, want to kill, or almost killed but action point deficiency prevented you from finishing the work. Whitelist is for other '''K'''lowns or puppets. That's it. There's no punchline. |
group_leaders=Manbagz[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Ma%27nbagz] |
group_contact=Get a mask, etc as above. Text me, I'll send coordinates and we'll talk in character.}}
group_goals=Murder. Demolition. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.|
group_recruit=You need a clown mask. Black suit, white shirt, black leather shoes. Guns, knives, fuel cans, flares, lengths of metal piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective) and not being squeamish when it comes to killing clones, pigs and sheep are '''''Komedian''''' pre-requisites. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers... You get the idea. There's no punchline. |
group_contact=Manbagz[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Ma%27nbagz]}}
 
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<font size="8">'''K is for ʞomǝdy.'''
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'''Bespoke murderism'''</font><br/><br/>


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Latest revision as of 03:27, 1 December 2011

'K is for Komǝdy'
Manbagz.png
Abbreviation: K or ʞ
Group Numbers: It's a Punch and Judy show gone very bad.
Leadership: Manbagz[1]
Goals: Murder. Demolition. The smoking of fine Havana cigars.
Recruitment Policy: You need a clown mask. Black suit, white shirt, black leather shoes. Guns, knives, fuel cans, flares, lengths of metal piping and baseballs bats are the weapons of choice. After that tendencies towards anarchy (the bad kind, not mutualism or anything politically effective) and not being squeamish when it comes to killing clones, pigs and sheep are Komedian pre-requisites. Grudge matches are always fun, as are duels and competitive killfests with other PKers... You get the idea. There's no punchline.
Contact: Manbagz[2]


K is for ʞomǝdy.

Bespoke murderism

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