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| char_name=Sally| | | char_name=Salwy| |
| char_image=[[Image:SallyCobra.png]]| | | char_image=[[Image:SallyCobra.png]]| |
| char_joindate=2009-08-22| | | char_joindate=2009-08-22| |
| char_class=Civilian| | | char_class=Civilian| |
| char_equip=[[Melee_Weapons#Tennis_Racket|Tennis racket!]] :D| | | char_equip=PONNNIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D| |
| char_profileID=1603073| | | char_profileID=1603073| |
| char_status=Works as both| | | char_status=Bouncy| |
| char_group=[[Cobra]]| | | char_group=[[Cobra]]| |
| char_stats=[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally/Kills|156 kills]]| | | char_stats= 36 D,| |
| char_journal=No journal | | char_journal=No journal |
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| ===Bio=== | | ===PONIES=== |
| Sally is a native resident of Malton. She was just a teenage girl when the outbreak hit the city. Having lost track of her family and her friends in the turmoil of the evacuation efforts, she was forced to grow up alone in what once was her home town. She often changed between being a suvivor hiding in a ruin, and being part of the feral hordes roaming the streets.
| | Many peoples dont know about the power of ponies! So lemme tell you: |
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| She tried her best to stay the nice girl she has been before Z-Day, but the lessons she learned swiftly disenchanted her. Sally worked for a while as nurse in [[Fort Creedy]], tending the wounds of the hurt local militias and spreading the word about the importance of healing for the survivor cause. But the stupidity of the trenchies angered her, and when zombies destroyed Creedy and killed her, she enjoyed for the first time consciously to be overwhelmed by feral urges and to tear someone apart. Shocked about herself, she shambled off to the cemetery, awaited the needle and decided to never rise again.
| | #Zommies hate ponies. Dat's cuz zommies are stoopid. |
| | #Ponies are da bestest animal in da world. |
| | #Ponies are cute wittle horsies. |
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| Only when the wind blew an swastika-laden [[National Socialist Union|NSU]] [[User:Cornholioo/Second_Battle_of_Krinks|pamphlet]] into her face, she found a new reason to rise, and a way to channel her desire to kill. The mongtardation of that ridiculous wish-wash was to massive to allow it to exist. She went to the mall, armed herself, and allied with communist survivor groups to hunt the NSU down. While it was great to shoot nazis, it didn't take long until the do-gooder babble of the commies got on her nerves, too.
| | In concwusion: Ponies kick ass! |
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| She was about to lay herself to rest once more, when she stumbled over a graffiti stating... ''*dum, dum, dum* *raspy voice* [[Cobra|"Hail Cobra!"]]''. Full of hate towards all those stupid, naive and trenchie survivor militias, and with the right attitude to wish nothing more than to blast them all away, she was easy prey for that terrorist organization. She's now a full member bolstering Cobra's ranks, working hard to blast as many trenchies and fools away as possible, to ridicule them with her quips, and to look good in her cute uniform.
| | ===Some of mah bestest ideas=== |
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| ===Customer Testimonials===
| | Yes, never get between Kirsty and her chosen mating object. She throws herself so hard into the arms of her man that anything between gets squished :o |
| ''Psycho Bitch''
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| *Kittithaj
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| ''It was fun to be PKed by you! :P You confused the heck out of people when you revived me, though!!''
| | I know, it's how I feel about DuckJ. |
| *Lois Millard
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| ''i like your style.''
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| *Misanthropy
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| ''Beautifully done......just freakin beautiful.''
| | Srswy, wha r u wookin at? ©© *giggles* |
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| ''Um... I've had a bounty for a long time, Zen, for [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1422697#43917 killing] one of those extraordinary people you just can't pass on, who just happened to be clean at the time. 'Twas no accident, either :")''
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| *Sophie Ames
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| ''Cutey has a friend. Hail Cobra!''
| | Pwincess_Salwy Salwy is all about ponies |
| *Cutey Snugglekins
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| ''The snake lady sure has alot of friend.. But I did get to play with her gun before. it was fun.''
| | Pwincess_Salwy POOOOONIIIIIIIIEEEEEES! |
| *Gabrelle
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| ''Cheap punk unoriginal PKR''
| | Pwincess_Salwy Gimme your pony pweasepweasepwease |
| *Preston HugeArms
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| ''Good Grief who is she the Fashion Police?''
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| *Jess Noir
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| ''Sally - you have got the wrong person. Leave me alone. Enough said. And by the way, get out of town.''
| | For more great Salwy quotes visit [[Cobra Forum|http://cobrakills.proboards.com/index.cgi]] |
| *[[User:Rosslessness/Hmm|Cheveyo]]
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| ''get lost you gun thug''
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| *october knight
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| ''No offence taken, when I was killed my first thought was "Hey! Is that Sally? It is Sally! Isn't she one of spiderzed's alts?" XD I thought it was kind of cool to be killed by someone I know on the wiki...''
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| *SurvivorChickenGirl
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| ''Ah nah! Zarrrh z!ngz anh bangbangzh! Ahm ah gannah nahm nah...''
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| *Sherry Stringfield ([[Death Rattle|slightly speech-impaired]] at that time)
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| ''That hairdo, perhaps a bit unpractical for tennis activities?''
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| *PK Bait
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| ''Freaking Cobra. Somebody kill those f*''
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| *Tadey
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| |''SOMEONE KILL SALLY''<br>''NOW''<br>''find heeeeer''<br>''I have the urge to punch small animals...''<br>''Oh, hey Sally!''<br>''If you're reading this, then I shall let you know that I will eventually find you and kill you''
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| *Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan
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| ''Xan2022 said "oh Sally, it's so annoying how you kill zerg hunters" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)<br>Xan2022 said "you really don't want people to play fair" (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)<br>Xan2022 said "I don't even doubt if you zerg yourself since you love them so much" (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)''
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| *Xan2022
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| ''Sally, I should alert you that your stupid is showing. Please make an attempt to hide it, if at all possible.<br>I have to insult here because I can't post on dip threads :(<br>Because, you know, you're a ****ing retarded *****<br>Now stop being an attention whore on our forums and play whatever kids your age do... you know, Tea Parties with stuffed animals and playing dress up.<br>I mean, seriously, you have no case. You're argument is pointless and has no base. Leave.''
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| *Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan (again, throwing a fit over [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Army_Control_Corps/index.php?showtopic=5195 this])
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| ''You know, that sally summer is an idiot or a troll''
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| *pothead66
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| ''Sally, seriously, **** off. No one cares about you and you're just pissing us off by being a pest with this un-ending zerg argument.''
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| *Logan Ehnholt a.k.a. Catachan
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| {| align="center" cellpadding="5" style="background-color: #CCFFFF" width=1%
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| |align="center" colspan="2"|{{Cobra|User=Sally}}
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| |{{Nazihunter|User=Sally|Number=8}}
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| |{{Assassin|Sally A Summers|two}}
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| |align="center" colspan="2"|{{SecondPrize|User=Sally}}
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| |} | | |} |
